Show V HERADICS THE XVIBAGE story paper pub iehed for the benefit of the youth of the present Age is not remarkable for either ruth decency or consistency and it is really refreshing to come acroes one that bas either oi tha aforesaid virtues There is cue however that should be Awarded he cake for competency If for nothing else On the same page as it gives to the world the terrible etory of Dynamite Dick the Bold Boy Buccaneer it pub iihes the sermon of the Key T De Witt Talmsge It is pretty hard to say which is the more demoralizing S BABTLETT of Waco Texae has I become hopelessly insane on religious materg by4reading Talmageri sEx s-Ex He must have been Eomewbatcff before reading them or ho never would lave ttemped to do go JUDGE KITCHIE of Fiederick Md iaa sixteen daughter only one of whom ii married Tbii is i one case at least where Ritchies dont take wtaga quite soon enough GHBISTUS INSTEAD of being a day of ejoioings thIs year should be one of mourning Oscar Wilde threatens to pub lisl another volume of poems on or about hat date V iWHILlI STiTiNa at Franzansbad he young Qaeenof Spa n every morn Jni ugedto walk to the pumproom and Lake the waterWell suppose she did Tl here was nothing peculiar about theta the-ta ing the water but if the is like the average human of royal blood the won dens she didnt takepuEp and all WItLUY Y BUTTES is a cowboy and is BO bloodthirsty and cruel in his nature that be id nit satisfied with the above distinction but insists upon writing writ-ing poetry as well One woe doth tread upon anothers heel A BRIGHT glowing fire a cbeerful room books Everywherewhat more did He bert Vane need to be happy Tuck Is wanted the HERALD that hall Give us a harder onll A SALT LAKBB recently answered the advertisement A Certain Cure for dyspepsia aud Indigestion and received re-ceived the following prescription Take a piece of steel about two test long and two inches wide notched on one side have this firmly altsched to two pieces of wood thus forming handles han-dles then apply a little mutton tallow to either side of the said steel and d aw the blade briskly back and forth through several logsof wood early evorymorning A NEW YORK compositor recently V hung himself with a twel It must have the ordinary I bSEn an improvement on printing office towel or he would never have been able to bend it THE OMAHA Herald enthuses and advises ad-vises its readers to vote as they shot11 and in this coniiectiaa we would kindly namesake that suggest to our Hebraika nam il Ule ballots ae cot placed with ire Wr accuracy than were the bullets of some of the survivors of the late unpleasantness unpleasant-ness great number the votes are liable lia-ble to be found in the adjjinlng counties II I I Sweet Bummer went forth to the fields With roses entwined in her hair Her footsteps ai light As her glances were bright And all that she looks upon bright Philadelphia Tim But she went forth when the dew it wave wa-ve rly And stood mong the pearls she found there And the caught a bad cold Which seemed to take hold In fact aha has climbed up the stair Mies ELLEN TZBBT Irvings leading lady appeared on deck when thevessel arrived in New York leaning upon the arm of Mr Gillig She wore a rough ulster a cloth cap and thick solid English Eng-lish walking booth Or at least to were we-re told by the everpresent gushing reporter re-porter who was on hand to take in the strangers Just why he should stop short when he had described her apparel down to her shoe it something that the average individual despairs of ever fiad ing out Why didnt he go on and tell the public something about the rest of her apparel and give a description of all that she had in her trunk That she ihould appear on deck is strange of course and that abe should iean upon the arm of Mr Gillig is more matter for surprise it is truly wonderful aho that the sbould wear a cloth cap and a rough uhter But what is more surprising sur-prising is the fact that the reporter should have bad the impudence to send the above broadcast over the country as an item of news WHEBE 13 the girl of long ago aika a mildeyed poet We give it up but at the same time can inform you of the whereabouts of a girl of but a short time ago who is mother to the healthiest twins you ever saw THE PRINCE OF WALES besides owing 3000000 and Leing a hard case generally has dddel another vice to his repertoire he has learned to play the banjo It is astonishing when a man once steps aside from the path cf rectitude recti-tude how easily he picks up bsd habits THE REV J W Bus of PhUsd phia holds out as inducements far pec pie to be pious and good that they my there is no the idea that get ID Heaven darkness there no clouds no eickness no graves no funerals no preachers I mean there is no need of preaching |