Show DIPLOMAT OF KING ALCOHOL IN COURT Ryan Breaks Record for Being Arrested and Released in inE Brief Intervals E After breaking all records for tor nuin num numer I er ber o of times Umes arrested on the charge of Drunkenness within a space of twenty fout our hours Saturday which distinction won on his dismissal in police court Mon Mom flay lay afternoon Pat Ryan king of Salt kake ike ke alcohol devotees stumbled against Patrolman J K Hinton early yester yesterday day ay morning in a helpless condition rne ie e patrolman hustled him into the city jail all for fop the fourth time since Saturday orning Yesterday afternoon in po police Ice lice court co rt Ran was greeted with Judge js M 1 Bowmans prosaic Back again Pat at Yes said Ryan and antI Its the fourth tame time your our honor within a mighty might few lays la s and he began besan to fumble with his nI tat at and looked down at a familiar knot in n tl tle He e floor You have been doing so well wen that O BJ must be tired by this time added fudge ludge Bowman and I thing that a ares arest 1 res rest of about ten days in tho the city jail rill III do jou 1011 lots TOtS of good gooL Rvan R an took a longing look in tIle the dl di direr dle e tion of or the Commercial street thirst and then turned his face to toward toward Jward ward t ie le e bridge of sighs leading Into t lc e city It l jail aiL Pat Ryan Ran is a master of the rather art rt of ot o being released from po police lice I L after being arrested for or drunkenness He says that it takes coupled uple with Ith self control and diplomacy wl le being bein f coked on fl the police blotter by the desk f gf al t Saturday morning Ryan Ran was arrested arre ted In t h a patrolman of the first night squad lie rie H was released a It little later on ball bail FTc was as arrested the second time by a ar k r oH eman or of the second squad and gj g i l re rt eased and arrested the third time by a cop of the third squad and held Through diplomacy he managed to be released by Judge Bowman Mon Mom Monday day You can get as drunk like says Ryan and get arrested but you nave the faculty of straightening up when you walk wak into the office ot of the desk lesk sergeant to be booked Gather your wits together and just simply throw off or the coil con of alcoholic Influence Then ask in a meek manner what you have luwe been arrested for The arresting patrolman will always say sa drunk Be respectable to the policeman and if you think he will swallow it say that you rou were a little sleepy and certainly be believe believe believe lieve that you can go home all right It is also necessary to have 10 or ori 15 i In your pockets because they some sometimes sometimes sometimes times wont let you ou go home even een after you have straightened up unless you put up P 5 i bail The coin will always make a desk sergeant look pleasant I dont want to mislead anyone in think thinking thInking thinkIng ing that a single penny ever goes to him He Be is le a servant of at the city and 1 the money moneT you put up him Is as sate safe as though Invested In a IL bank But Buthe Buthe I he likes like to see lee the money come in Just Justas as a bank clerk or r any kind of ota a clerk likes to see money roll rollover over the coun counter counter Iter ter to the cash drawer I Ryan Han Is a miner and halls hails from Bing ham bam |