Show Old Sport rt Prepares to Receive Deceive Prince Henry I BY JOEL L l PRIEST CH du Ow sang the CIS Oh O Sport Sr as he be r tripped lightly into i the Bogl refectory r u Johnny was explain explaining n nIn In ing ng to a suspicious lous looking at atthe atthe atthe the end of the coun coon counter counter ter that Jimmy allow any of the hands to cash checks Be looked up at the Old Sport with a sort of and then than but expression gently firmly he grasped rasped the Geben Sic mir mil tier fier fingers von VOIl Schnapps said gaid the Old Sport as a ll grin grinI grin leaked aked I out from under the comers centers of hit hip t mustache and spread itself over his countenance What was them remarks ot of yourn your r Sport Snort inquired Johnny s m g tip up to the th ol old J fellow and Keeping the hung st starter within easy reach You Yon You 5 o dont n t stem seem to bo ho none ferocious but I I am aInt t guin pom to take no chances Merely John was as ash the lh reply r re reply ply merely ly bs Uia i the toe ang which all aU the swell ln boys in lp No Noy York ork is these day days j l i inquires for four fingers of froze b oze Savey booze boo e John Its all aU along atone of Hen ay comm omin over OEr from the dear old olt fatherland to let us lamp at his countenance an tell teU us u who was as our friend when all aU Europe wants to take long chances c Lances with a because e were Spain Henery will shore want to ice seethe tle Old Sport on the pier l ier whon whenn his boat boal comes omes f chu in up the bay an the Old be he there John ThaIs the reason Im up tip on tongue I aint been moren three days das but already I kin say Have you the tha servant servant of mv m brother ge Se seen this morg n without t ary ar skip lp or break Its dead easy my won u iu n Hoch Hoek der Henory Henery says I 1 His comic over ot will do du dumore more to fatten our out balance of trade trado Ulan than all the tariffs that can b bo cooked c k dup up The only thing thine me John is a afew afew J few matters of etiquette ette Ifs this way r a e tai k kr r OH ICings hangs is high where comes from hut hot they kin be beat b U over oer here Now poR pos n I got aces an ery shows ws kings ki 8 on the call Well say there here s flight eight marks an twelve groschen In the pot not notto notto notto to mention a few fen Would rouIe eli eti etiquette quette quett require me to lay la down my aces ace an let Henery cop the thi coin Ive writ to HIJ my friend the religious editor of the Weekly High Card an he h tells t me its a well known rule of draw that th t all aU friend friendship friendship friendship ship ceases therein l Without to be no authority on international games he allows allons that etiquette eti etiquette quette queUe friendship to the woods If 1 J got aces he says an got kings Henery aint got no fur further iu further ther there an beyond be ond savin sayin which dont win him no part of ot the money molta Now No the pint aint none too well fixed in my mind yet Its true that every patriotic son of ot the eagle bird ought to do his to keep Henrys coin eoln coin on this side the puddle Wherefore John you sees sets how every hon st t gents heart must be cut up be betwixt betwixt twixt twi t two opinions On the other hand If we carries Henery Ht ner down the line Hue may be were guilty of or grave rave discourtesy to a af foreign f potentates potentate Naw potentate aint aim t the name of no nw noW drink You always alys wants to talk shop On the other hand liand if we lets Henery wobble back to Ger Germany Geri Q I Q i J 4 QUE oC ttE many ninny under a load of hood good old United States Staten were to our duties as as citizens 04 Which shall be tossed In the discard John etiquette or patriotism ally Ii Uy I favors favor fa passin up the patriotism because e I expects to trip tap Henery for my expense to Noo York but whatever the theother theother J other boys says sa s goes with me Theres goin to be bf a mighty might kind of limit on this here game anyway anway Theres Pierpont Morgan lorgan settin in an aJ Ollie Bel Belmont Belmont mont an Charley Schwab an lots of others fond of the perfume caused cause by bl i the long green If It them boys goes after Henery Hener real earnest hell hon Shore run through that forty thou our Incle tn Samuels goin to give him BO so o de der quick q lCk it II look like tattered a in a ash Mh pile Some of the boys here has been after me ma to bring Henery Ht ut ry out to Salt Lake They T c say the only way for him to bet zet et next n to the real thing is 15 to track her to her r lair Im willin to admit that theres lads in this town what could work the vest or sleeve holdout so derv dem smooth that never know what hat hed been ip jp If against until it was all over There hungry for that kind of meat an it does seem peem hard to deny den em but I needs weeds the thet coin t lri myself m Are ArA you acquainted with Prince Hen Henery r I asked Johnny who had bad boan boen listening with apparent interest Well Weld not to say personally w wes i reply but hes wrote over oer an an ask m to t tow him around some whilst hes r f Says Ill know kno him when his boat eon comes es in ire because he hell 11 be s on a chair In Jn Inthe inthe the bow b lase hollerin libel der i T t German for Hello Sport Then I Ill go aboard an well have a few dram together before a kid to carry his grips up town Know him Well if I dont know him now I shore will know am lm before h hI he gets through with this mans country Sport said Johnny softly sort 1 could you tell tail me Honer s last name The Old Sport wrinkled his brow and thought hard Finally Damfino he heiM iM But I thinks its Prush Tep Yep right ht Henery ery but he lee e wants ma me to 91 him Jost plain Hen Yes aft alt i if it sax s S gets te say gay 7 hell heU set on you Jow ou wa was J s rejoinder and aDd amid Irreverent Irre cackles from th tM the irreverent loungers the Old Sport Snort whistling whistling whist ling Die TI am Rhine 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