Show M Fables 8 7 By George eor a Atie Ade e eThe The T Maneuvers of Joel and the Disappointed f d Orphan r rI I OU Orr who oersted a N 1 i It improved Land LaDd fwd W i iT T i TO Ton Property Propel was waa getting dUng go Ru o out ut and aid meat roat the i n r n h turned turn the Job over OYer to Ms ds tamed loamed Joel He Be was war Th The 1111 5 n 11 was a h me as a Fox Anyon ADy H whoP who Ii 11 P 1 i f r f Joel Jel had bad to leave a 4 JO C can W Warl r art arl n I a Lope When W D it cane came caine to toan tart 1 aa an ant n he wa ass the original High r v u k tb th Old Gentleman aside adde one oneri ini ri ii lj t to him Fauler Farber you 70 are for fur hu h World orld and nd to save gave lw Law LawF nR n P F 1 1 M 1 a old void a In the Pro r rt 1 i think you ought to cut up self eel lf and nd then p ir re own you your r f ii I done Right RIhl if It r is pe III ad T divide It 1 asked the I 1 I i the whole v ti n ted Joel ha t p i r I Then rh tf If t any other ii I I i t n t y can come I Borrow it iti tr rr I P o 0 A who i r it 1 t 11 ll of or PaI Pape e tied with a n ni nB aE as E s i 1 and nd the Shell Worker Showed r Old Gentleman Where to Sign r Praia Brain B HIV aw a nd d the Old Gentle the tho Proceedings Pr I 8 w was a s Mere niu When ii i s Legal Wolf wants to tor tok k it to Ih r D l Do on a Soft Thing he al ai prins that thai Gag Ga about a Mere For f fr iti rid the th Sh moved the ui up U to a Table in the Front n HIT end Anti put Pili a II under him and iH od H It Pon n Inh his lurid and showed shoed Vr to n Sign h the Blank r h got through filling PS with Kith his hi John F he 0 A It to hoist or lr a Fence to toon ton n 11 on n H gas mas simply dimply sponging on Joel J Thill hi hie Rent Int nt on In for about a Month and n J Jo 1 i brn b g n to Fret i 1 dont o thick thirk I am getting a Square f al 1 aM I Jol Here Her is an Ancient Anc h t tr r raty r without any am Assets aito lives JIves with 0 Aw nek k in and nd Week out and i v am Rn Board Bard Ho is setting getting too loo Old OM c ri d Wobbly to do Odd Jobs JOb around the theand theare are I and It looks to me like Uke an awful mN he hI to the Old Gentleman and andi id i Father I mow the u must ou b good daal they he make JIG so i wizen they lay Hay hanse l H Some Id ea We vie 9 R to tn use u c the e Piano after it If is your year arid aid of or course that taut br aks ka yo jr so 80 I 1 have hav been bEm thinking Thai you yon be a lot b better off in inowe some owe e J 1 f iU n where wb lethey they make a P Spec laity ot of i Tacking after I have discovered a nice quiet Place Ilace You will willYe live lira i Ye in H u large Jarre Brick Building with a lovely Cupola on top There is a very cry pretty prelly Laws with FlowerBeds and also an ornamental Iron Fence so 50 that tha the Eegs Dogs break in and bite you You wll wi b be given a nice Suit of Clothes the e as same Mme as all aU tho the others ate are wearing earIng and If you u 0 r yourself in the Morning a MUM Alita will wilt come around and call you ou In ht other othor Words me to the Poor Poor 1 i t it r 7 fly flyThe The Old Man at the Charity Pavilion House said the Old Re l enter You need not call tall it that hal i unless you ou want to paid eaid Joel If you U choose you may speak of it as the tha th Home for Aged Persons who got Foolish with their Fountain Pens So Joel Joet put bis pis bic s Father into the Spring Wagon and hauled him over the lime Hills to the Charity Charit Pavilion where all an the theOld theOld theOld Old Gentleman had to do was to sit in n the th Sun Suo looking at the Pic Pia Pictures three tures tur s in last years ears Illustrated Papers and telling what a Chump Clump he had been Eat sometimes a Man is not all In m dimply because he looks to be he wrinkled a and doddering dr Joels Joers Father had a few Things coming to him Although he hA had been and put through the Ropes Rones he still had a Punch left He Ile sent for fot a lAwyer Lawver who was as even een more mor Crafty Craft than the one employed by Joel and he said to tC him There Is a LoopHole in m meven every even Written Instrument If one only knows how to tn find it I want you sou OU to set aside that foul fool Deed Next Ne t Day tile the Lawyer came for or hima him in ina Ina a Carriage and said They The forgot to put nut Jut on a Revenue Stamp and a aso so the Transfer Tr Transfer Is oft off And do T I ge get all aU of my Property y back again asked the Old OWL You set het et half and I get half haUK was the tho Reply of tho the Lawyer La Law Cr Give mn ml mine said the Old Resl Resi denter rat Im I ni from Wisconsin and andI I want it in the Hand Whatever I own from Crom this time on I carry right in my Clothes and nd any an Relative R who separates separate mo me from front it will havo have to set hi Request to 10 Music Then he went wont to a Phys dan clan Doc he says they are arc counting 9 on me ine but I that before beor I cash cai h is 1 have time to spend sp all that I have Look me over oot and ana tell me mo how ho long Ions Ion I 1 Would last on a Waldorf Diet I want waat to gauge sauge my expenses P so as to leave nothing behind for Joel except a HaHale Message le and a few Heirlooms If U you want to tp euchre your Family why wil dont don t you leave It to an Orphan asylum asylum lum um suggested the Lawyer Nix the Orphan Orph p Asylum said ald the theOld theOld theOld Old They hoy would bring a million Witnesses to prove that I bat bad been be D out of my Head for 30 36 years and I be there to contradict them I learn that by b a singular Coincidence all ait aUthe the Old People Peole who leave their Money to Hospitals Hospital and the like are arp Men Mentally tall v Irresponsible In order to prove preys that Iam I Iam Iam am in my right Senses Seneca 1 I will Blow mine mineSo mineSo So he went to Palm Beech Basch and other otha Winter Resorts Re orts at it w winch they charge bv by bythe b the Minute and aad wherever ever he be went be bee bei i UE UES r S a e r f I Blowing His Half gave Rac a faithful Imitation of ot the Cow Cowboys bo boys s first Night in Town I He bought himself a 11 hot Raglan with witha a around it and a very doggy line of Cravats Cravat and when he e went wont into I the Dining Room he picked out a Table which commanded a n View of the th Door at which the Girls came in ht All this time lime Joel was ants worried w It seemed a Sin and a Shame for an Old Man Ian to go around spending his own Money Mone The had so 50 much Fun dur during durIn during ing In his Second Time on Earth that he decided to make it a Re Renaissance Renaissance so he married a TypeWriter T Type Writer 19 years vears old that he met in a Hotel Lobby and then Joel did go so up in the Mr When she began to pick out Snake Rings and Diamond WishBones the theOld theOld theOld Old Gentleman saw that there was no longer any Hope Hop for or Joel MORAL When R hen a Relative always be sure sura that the KnockOut Drops are Regulation Strength 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