Show BALL AND CHAIN HAPPINESS HAPPINESS' LINKS International News Service Jefferson City Mo Juno June 11 Bo Be Bemoaning moaning moaning- that In man many years cars of or searchIng searching search search- Ing for H. H mate ho has never been at attracted at- at 1 by a girl with vision Islon be beyond ond comfort t or beauty beyond paint and powder an Iron county Mo bachelor bachelor bach bach- elor clor of oC 40 O has turned turne his efforts to secure a a. wife to the state stata t is ry In a a. letter to Governor Gardner dated Pilot lilot Knob Mo and signed ned C E 2 C. C Gerardi tho tIle writer requests the tho governor to some ome lean and unmarried woman of or the penitentiary between the ages of 25 5 and 30 that he might make malo her his Ills wife Admitting that ho lo is U not a 1 Prince Charming but a blunt plain man ho says nys he ho could Ilvo happily with any woman o of Intelligence H Ho lIe declares he has never nover been able to find a SI member of or the feminine sex a ox lax who reco recognized tho the corset as us a crime against ae motherhood Tho Tim wife seeker proposes that the woman paroled par live Q with ith him on trial for a month as ns a sister with Hh hor her mother or bomo somo other relative as chaperon In order that thoy they lOa may determine determine de determine de- de termine If their tastes and temperaments temperaments temperaments tempera tempera- ments agree in which case caso they thoy will willbe willbe willbe be married a ai at th the end cud of bf the trial lie period nod i t 1 tOil I Ion 0 Oil on I Il Wo We 0 sat before the Sphinx for hours and marveled At last wo we dared to lo speak We re ap ap- the Sphinx and said Of or what bat aro are you OU thinking 0 O SJ Sphinx wearily arih and And tho the Sphinx yawned w then replied I t was waR Just wondering where the pork la Is In a can of oC pork and beans Cincinnati Enquirer F |