Show I Penniless Princesses Long for U. U s. S. S I Because T euton Husbands Are Broke New Mew York News News comes cornea from abroad that some soma of at tho richest ot the of I the American women who married Into titles of or the now no Impoverished f central powers aro alO alm almost almost st st. If It not absolutely ab ab- ab- ab In want They are aro bewailing the of oC their mother country that now holds hold'S their vast es estates cs- cs tates In custod custody as alien alten property The majority or of these stat stately ly heiresses who I married German Austrian and Hungarian hungarian Hun Hun- garian garla noblemen may soon return to the United d States Stale willing to divest t. t themselves es of or their titles and ancl do O whatever whatever what what- ever else is required of or them Countess Mansfield who t was as the beautiful Nora Xora of ot New NewYork cw Xo York ork l is said t to have huc s gone Into trado trade and hopes to become a 3 merchant prin prin- cess ess Countess Anton who was t 1111 ef f n I ir I lo ln J t tt to t former cA Ambassador r G Gerard 1 fled d b be before before be- be fore Bolshevist troops In Budapest t and andIs andIs Is now living It er very modestly Ind Indeed It ItIs Itis Itis is reported that sho has little or noth noth- In ing The cheering news these women women have lIao heard In In months is that they may be able to recover cr their goods If Ie they tako steps to be become ome American citizens The They arc grasping at CC every rumor and s suggestion having to do o with the tho possibility o of their getting enough Imone money from Crom their American estates to tide them over financial distress so ro o strange to them that they are utterly bewildered Th The word has gone one about that they ma may be permitted to repatriate themselves themselves them them- selves fetching with them impecunious princes and counts and that their tilled ti titled ti- ti tIed husbands may be permitted to discard discard dis dis- card their titles tilles' and by processes become plain misters thereby r retaining for their distressed wives tho the wealth now held b by tho the alien property custodian Fr Francis P. P I Garvan Ganan Other l well known American women t are arc Countess formerly Gladys Glads Vanderbilt Princess Bras Bras-anza who was Anita Stewart of oC New ew York and who is now in Switzerland praying I for speedy relief Other princesses countesses countesses countesses' and arid duchesses living In I small colonies on borrowed money or oron oron on a scale rl ridiculously small email when I compared with their former grandeur are arc Princess who I will be remembered as Bertha Emma Le Lewis ls of or New Orleans Countess Manfred Man Man- nn- nn red fred formerly I- I Ella IJa Walker alker of oC Detroit and the beautiful Nancy r Leishman of ot Pittsburgh bursh who married Duke Duko Karl of or Cro Croy It is no secret that these American heire heiresses es are quite ready to renounce the countries of or their husbands and seek citizenship in their native nathe country country country coun- coun try and l it is quite as true that their I husbands casU easily could be ded ded to toI I abandon their now empty titles and I seek seck Americanization along with their perplexed S. S I t m 1111 t jJ J j 11 f I 41 A II I I t Left to right Countess Anton and Countess Mansfield never take a cake calc with a hole In It It 11 You cant can't fool me that wa way These ought to bo ho all in one piece without a hole D DOh Oh no no said bald Uncle 1 g 11 Oh yes insisted the fox Cox And Ana now Im I'm go I to tell you OU what I want you ou to do clo I want you OU to to hop right ht back to your bun bungalow al w and bring me mc some doughnuts without any holes In The idea Trying to get et mc me mc t to cat cakes full of holes I 1 wont won't do It Hop ri right hl bank back and bring mo me tho the right ht kind of ot doughnuts clous Ill I'll wait for you ou Uncles Uncle WI sort of or smiled to himself and he ho winked Inked one eye CC at himself and ho he twinkled his pink neston nest nest- on one side so o the fox ox w wouldn't see It Then the tho bunny rabbit said All 11 rl right ht And with tho the plate of doughnuts ho hopped own away as fast a as as he could hop I leaving the foolish waiting fox there In the woods And did Uncle gily I come back with cakes that had nu nw holes in for tor tho the bad chap Indeed ho did not not Tho The bunn bunny r ral rabbit t went ent on onto onto onto to Grandpa Goosey's with the doughnuts doughnuts dough dough- nuts and very ven glad Grandpa Goosey was to got ut them holes and all Then Thea Uncle hopped back bacle home homo another another an an- other othel way so tho the fox couldn't get set him And nd for tor all I know that fox m y he be waiting yet ct for fried tried cakes without holes I And c ever r since th then n dOll doughnuts doughnut have been made with wilh a round ring In Inthe tho the middle So if Ie tho the coffee doesn't tr try to play a tune like the tho hand organ when the egg boater wants to go s-o to sleep in the gas oven o Ill I'll tell you ou next about Uncle Wig Wig- guys gily's funn funny dance |