Show WAITED TED AT CHURCH GROOM GROO I CAME CAl NOT United U States nl eNuval Station Great Greal Lakes Ill Feb S. S The Tha Tho church chimes chime sero pealing forth l Idoll and there was a a. gladsome Yuletide spirit In the air alro In ono one house in Milwaukee there thero wig was wigan an nn added addell Joy jo- Tho wedding bells were being tuned up and they were to lal take tako o up tho the welkin when the tunes tones of the tho church bolls died out But nul tho tiro wedding bells remained silent turned to toI nn and tho the festive c spirit was the wedding wed wed- for fOI sot gloom Everything was WUI ding Everything but the tho bridegroom I He lie wasn't there Heres Here's the tho wa way It 11 happened Inthe Inthe In Jn Rondoni coppersmith over O Jack a the Fifteenth was engaged to be married married mar mar- ried to a Milwaukee In girl Christmas cowns eve o was tho the date dato sot let and all nIl was ma made mado o ready Then Their Just a n day before the wed wed- ding Jack was transferred d to Camp Barr Barry Barry- In Camp Barr Barry he got ot less liberty liberty lib lib- erty than he ho would havo have had hi as ns a married married married mar mar- ried man The hour of or tho the wedding approached approached ap ap- ap- ap and Jack was frantically beat beat- ing log his wings against the thc Darr Barry ga gute te Ho lIo couldn't get out Then ho he tried the telephone e. but all the tho lines to Milwaukee were loaded with Christmas traffic and thero there was as no hope of or getting the bride e on the tho phone Then he tried tho the telegraph but again no again no soap boap It took tool Jack Jacl 53 3 worth of ot long distance dis- dis tanco tance to explain to the mother why he hens was ns absent at his own wedding He lie Is Isa Isa isa a sailor Bailor and the nomadic disposition of sailors Bailors is well known according to the thO them m mother o I Jack Is still sUll in Larry Darn an and la I setting no more wedding dates date lie 51 says ho will bo be married when he ho gets to Mil Milwaukee waukee w ulce whenever that Is |