Show I i Short Stories About bout Roosevelt II I I I Favorite Verse r r. e This poem b by Garland waione was wai was one of or his Its f favorites orItes 0 o wild woods and rivers and ami sweeps of or BO sod I 1 exult that I 1 know you yon OUI I have havo felt you and worshipped you ouI ou I cannot be bo robbed of the memory Of torso and plain Of bird 1 and flower lower Nor tho time song of or the Illimitable West Wes est t Wind Ind Remark Angers Better faithful than famous use used d to be bo ono of ot his characteristic sa sayIngs sayings say say- Ings wrote Jacob In his life lire of o othe f I the former President It has been hi his s rule all his lIre lift A classmate of or Roosevelt Roose Roose- yell velt told me mo recent recently of being present presen t at a reunion when a professor professer sor ser told of ot asking a gra graduate what would be his work In n life lIre 0 O said he he really you ou know nothing seems to mo mu much worth wort h while Roosevelt Roose got up nn and said t to o the tho professor proCessor That fellow ou ought ht to have o bee been n knocked on tho head I would tak take o m my chances with a blackmailing police pollee policeman man sootier sooner than with him His Democracy Boon Soon after the tho took u up p their residence at tho mho White House h a fawning fawning- society woman asked c one o of or f tho the younger boys If he did not dislike the common boys he met at time the pub lie lic school The Tho bo boy looked at her 1 In n wonderment for a moment and the then n replied sly My 1 papa says sas there thero are me only tall dal l boys and short boys and good boys hos an and aud bad boys bOY and that's all the kind o of or t boys there arc are Tribute Childrens Children's Tribute to te When hen the leader of ot the Rough h Rid erH ers returned from tho the h can war ho found foun all ills j children POP con con con- n near nar ar n polo from which h floated a n large flag pf or their own man man- manTo Inscribed To ro Colonel Ho lIo said ald that the tho tribute louche d him mentions more deeply Chain al any of tho time 0 pre rIC HC n on r o ed him ilia I I q I A Humorist I Theodore Roosevelt Hoose Is a n. humorist wrote Homer Davenport In the Phila Philadelphia delphia Public Le Ledger Octo October er 21 23 1 1 1910 no U In the thc multitude o o of his s this the lire most human of or his 4 has apparently horn boon n over o looked There Is a 10 between m his humor and Mark Marie Twains If H Col- Col ol 01 ohel noo Roosevelt were on the tho vaudeville c sta stage o he would bo lie c a competitor o of oC f Harr Harry Barry Lauder At Deny Dener er at the stock stoc k growers growers' banquet et during his recent recen t western t trip Colonel Roosevelt Roose was a at nt t I his best Ho He made three speeches s that tha t day lay and was eating eating- his sixth meal yet yc et t ho he was In the tho best of fettle 10 You u couldn't pick a hall CuI that could sl sit t with faces straight through his ifs slot tory of ot the blue roan CO cow cote He Hc can make a 1 Joke as fascinating as he can can the story stor YI or of a sunset on the plains of Egypt Ept i D Dewey's Deweys Selection Theodore Roosevelt elt as assistant sec I ol ot the lime na navy was Instrumental In n tho selection of Dew Dewey Dewcy to tal take tak e I charge of the tho Pacific 2 squadron Burin during s the Spanish Spanish American war tsar San 1 Fran Pran ran cisco and a few Cew other cities objected d They ilcy did not know lenow e De Dewcy A 4 dele alion a- a lion wa was sent to Washington to kid kick I against the appointment Tho Thu dolega Inu tt was as finally tur turned turne ed over to Roose melt ell He UP lI listened tenell patiently to their theil ob ob and sal said Gentlemen I cant can't n t a ag ree c w with i n ou u Ye We ha e ha e looked 1 1111 his record 1 0 looke him lie He straight In ln tho the thoc eye eCH 4 Is a fighter Yell Well c not change now not w Pleased to have ha met mCl you ou Good day a gentlemen Western Incident A drunken cowboy once entered th tho n public room of an Inn nn where ROOS Roosevelt yeun oun young youngHe g elt sited was staying He Hei lou ll in In everybody to leave ha n a drink 1 AU All 11 responded i l but Ut young youn oun Roosevelt Hoose Th The Tho Thoa e asked who he was and o on n being being- told him hI turned was a tenderfoot h ho hoIr 0 and said ask Sal Ha sits Mm 11 Ir Io hour Four rEcH when I n. n man to drink to drink Ile that mt mans man's g got Kot of and whipped out his IH pint pistol of a shut Roosevelt elt ares o and aid Bahl V W weli oa aria and walked n I towai away d a I. 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Literary Cri Crite tc elt was In Idaho ono day do dowhen when he ho saw aw a COP copy of or his book bool Th The Winning Whining Inn InS InS' of oC the tho West on a now news stand In talking to the proprietor h ho hd casually asked pointing to U tho I book Who Is s this man Roosevelt cH O 0 ho he Is a ranch driver cr up In th the cattle country the time man replied What do lo you ou think of or his hits book Well Ive I've e always thought 1 Id I'd 1 lik o oIto t Ito to meet meol the time author and tell him I If Ir hed he'd stuck to tu running ranches ranche and no not tried to write hooks books hed he'd cut cuL a heap heal bigger figger fl ger at his trade Advantage Scorned A few days dars after after President ha had 1 been shot when hen physicians had given Iven the opinion that hb would woul recover re rr recover cover o no one felt more moro Joyful tha than Vice Ice President ent Roosevelt elt To become President through th tho assassins assassin's bullet means nothing to me he ho said al at the home of or WIlcox Wilco in hi Buffalo Aside front from the limo horror o of or having President die there trier j is an out additional horror r in becoming hl his I j successor in that thaL way war aj rho Tho thing that tha I appeals to me Is to be elected Fresh dent That Is tho the wa way I want the honor hon how or to come If ir 1 I am ant over or to receive It ItI I q II I I i I I I Da Day Aspects ti of oC ec and n P DM I These meetings arc aLe lo Invited Inv to io be Interested arc rire t |