Show r r t J f Editors Editor's Kote Tail Note Spins is republished from the News the official organ of the nir air service of th the Ameri American nn Expeditionary forces Forces Olo Bull wc yc take it is the nom de plume o of some sonic genial n among the American sky pilots who are arc re doin doing such efficient work in n driving 1 g the boche planes from the tho air I HE DON WA- WA WANT n C C. O. O Q to negro Pris prisoner ncr in guard house Well Yell Vell my man I promise 1 t that you JOU will ge get justice X Negro c ro Diceman Boss Ah Ali dont don't want to get justice Ah want to git out Dt of livar WHO'D HE MAKE HIS ALLOTMENT TO A family y in m Very Ill is all t tanked n lcd up and the keys lost Mrs rs Traynor r whose dau daughter is is the tho wife of F. F Braemer r married G. G her eon in eon m Laws Law's s father lather Her son is uncertain whether his hig daughters daughter's husband is is l her heror er son son-m-Ia w or her stepon stepson while her own laughter daughter is also her daughter in la law b l by marriage The junior Mrs Braemer's mother is a 11 mother law in-law while her husband is also her stepbrother THEN WHAT'S WHAT S GERMANY H Say Sa you human match without a a. head said the top who hailed from NC CW ew II Jersey do 10 yon know what is in tho states Sure Sure bure saul said the sahl-the the corporal its the boundary line between New York ork and work and Garfield l' l lse e so 50 o proud dat yo 0 arc still thinking thinking- of going to FEED THE LATER ONES OI ON VIN ROUGE ROUGEl l y l'-y- 15 Banks what on earth arc are von 1 0 keeping keeling your baby in that cage for for 1 bh body O boh says Ran that he takes after his da daddy d and ana Im I'm trying Irving to get him acclimated ted SHUT YO MOUTH BOY I Two negro soldiers were discussing the big trims guns that are arc used in in modern modem warfare Say boy boj- boy says Ras one dem puns guns of dc de sho ho do shoot curiously fur and und ober twenty milc miles Dat ain aint t a says sas the other bo boy why man them French has got guns uns dat they aim at dc de in the morning and let em run all nIl day duy and kill em cm that night and dat hat am aint t no joke WOW AND THIS PROM FROM A CORPORAL A guy guv in Tennessee got a d divorce from front his wife because their first born bOl 1 was as a girl Probably he didn't h nt want a zirl irl in m enn COLOR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE RENCE An American ne nero negro o soldier ier was accosted in in a small French town h by an AI Algerian erian trooper who started talking ng to the coon The 1110 coon gaped at hint him puzzled I for a moment and antI then says Say bo boy 1 J knows I look a n hol lien heap like you OU but I sho dont don't understand a doggone gone word you arc are saying ON nw-fl nw A n r A NT A nT t P t n D r t D It I f Two I Two faithful Huns lInus lived and died And joined the devils deVil s 's 8 thron throng The Thc realm lIm of fire they calmly eyed d They'd d been there all along along- AND THEY SAY ENGLISH AINT WITTY American t Say eric u n-u Say Sa how in the world orM can you ou play pia with these billiard hall balk Tho They're re all the same color and no spot Engl Englishman Aw H Aw A w old man nina that's jolly easy you ou know cm by their theil shape WAY PAST THE LIMIT LIMITA A A. young oung nat Alt was wn- sending a cable to his wife in California lie Be competed completed com corn the tha script and handed it to tho the operator with wilh the adjunction ion to make it sweet as asit it was asking the name of his first born The operator scanned the message and asked the if he lie didn't wish to sign the cable Ii Oh Oh it aint necessary said the fI flyer r. r My II wife knows m my hand writing REASON FOR HER ADVICE A young roun sportsman decided to volunteer in the tile argument against tho the Kaiser and went to his fiancee to acquaint her with his decision He told bit her that he would take the step at once and asked her advice ice as to whether he should enl enlist t in the cavalry or the thc aviation nn and when she fhe hc proposed the aviation he murmured proudly l Ah lAh Ah youve you've seen me mc fly then i I It Oh Oh Oh no said the thc girl ir Ive seen you OU ride rille I ANSWER THIS ONE MABEL Aint it funny that the neighbors used d to ask H how lIoW d do you OU do but now they wonder how you do it if 1 MAYBE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CLASSIFIED The C. C CO 0 q wanted to o. o find ind a carpenter in the tho and I he 10 called in tile UIe to top lOp and aria inquired it there was a no wood worker in the I Yes Yes res sir we hn have c one une says rays as a's the top H. H but but lies he's IO s 's busy in the orderly room doping out the thc pay roll rohi AND DAT SIlO SHO AINT NO JOKE BOSS DOSS BOSSA A colored soldier was put on guard one ni night ht near a station upon the platform of which was some sonic mysterious boxes ox s bearing th the initials T r N. N T. T upon their sides siJes The next nest morning the tho negro was mi missing sin but a n. few hours later latr the M. M P. P brought ht him back to camp The C. C 0 0 hauled him Up and asked him hini why he deserted his guard over the dangerous post of T. T X N. TAh T. T I Ah I Au Ah don't dont know what hat dom words moan mean to tu you white folks says sas the soon but but to us people it means Travel AFTER THAT ITS IT'S FLU By Gene The Tho following in is a buck Imek privates private's description of how it feels while whilo you JOll are catching catchin the flu The only fault marring it is that any guys uy's bound to have hac already had the tho tho flu before he lie could write such stuff When the winter wintel breezes BringS Brines cou coughs hs and sneezes Sn Sniffles col cold and wheezes All Ahl kinds of diseases When hen socks slip ship with greases Your trousers lose Jose their creases You OLl fall ant and hurt your kneese The Tho pain it never ceases The cold it increases Till we burn our good luck pieces When hien the Top fop packs his valise And goes gocs to fi fight ht for pences y I The it all freezes water Grub that never appeases Our hun hunger er which never nc cases eases The m mess ines s sarg sargo just teases And gives i es us what ho pleases Till our stomach he hl squeezes And our mess loess fund fun he lie seizes Ni Then eyer every The bluebirds and Eat strawberries with green 91 Stead of doggies o horse and cheeses J See Sec the circus with wilh trapezes Lions bears and md I Trained cooties coolies and by six ix Chinese Watch atch the bathing suit that teases As Ls sho shio wades into the senses rut Arid starts to If an anybody od wants to buy t this hi stuff the poor bird birds bird's in iii the tile First Ward rant at nt t the he hospital pital ONE FORM FORill or OF CAMOUFLAGE Some Sic soldiers from a n training camp in in t the he sl slates tc were aboard the trolley start starting lug to town lown Suddenly a feminine cry smote the nir Wait tir tilI I 1 get gd Ill my clothe clothe- s on Oil Window n flew open op-en and necks were ere stretched to their limit but hut a fat woman calmly placed her b basket ket of clothes aboard the thc car |