| Show I u uI t I t PERS 1 PLAGE I FLAG E EN E I II I I 1 B By Y Larry Lary ry S i iI I iCAM I I CAMOU FLA E Fern r I 1 J 11 MY Y PAL a a. at my heartstrings a in my chest An my wind comes thick an m heavy an the nights don bring no rest An my vitt-els vitt taste tast-o like wormwood an my whiskey tastes tostes like gallAn gallAn gall gallAn An in of the lasso seems my rope aint got no haul haw Oh my head jes' jes swims and teeters an my limbs aint got no vim Per Fer my pard has turned agin me passed me-passed passed me up he has my Jim i i When the boys they get ter an bloody hell pops loose I tries ter disremember an ter mix mix but but taint no use Seems my head it es gets heavier seems its it's been split square in two Fer Per my pard hes he's turned ag agin n mo as he used ter lov so true Yes Yea my mp pard and hes he's turned agin me hes he's quit my bunk fer ier good Believed some sneaks low lies about me me lor lor I dont don't see how he could So Im I'm sick an sad an lonely an cant can't see that's mouth while An A. A n my heart cant can't find no comfort an the tears come like a chit chil If it was some gal that shook me then might have been boen some hope That's their nature an n theres there's plenty more unbranded unbranded's R s I could rope But my pal my Jim my bunkmate fer to pass me up taint up taint white Yes I knows now now now-Jim's Jim's Jims been by some in th night A TOAST I List Lut week Mr Lewis Lowis L onis Swift told the tho cattlemen that the packers were only making aking J a a. year ar In profits and that under the thc circumstances he hardly hardly saw saw- where tho the cattlemen had a kick coming conting Heres Here's to the packers so modest and shy 1 j Hero's Heros to the so 50 thrift thrifty o is agin em cm em I cant can't figger why f. I I dope it out that the they're re blamed blame nifty ft f ti 1 j Heres Here's to tho the trust S t tr J Jv I r i D Drink nn I d deep or bust J. J t 1 Heres Here's to the trust with its of dust r 5 k Now ow T what is a trust bo Kin in you yot tell me th that t f 1 Why a II gab baby could see in a minnit 3 1 f fIts tC Its It's fellers with gray matter under their hat f 1 Graft Bosh there aint in it it r i in J v r J J v i 4 a l. Chorus Heres Here's to the trust etc Y off with his Hency's plumb quiz Folks is is all wrong with their prattle If their I to high figgers b profits has hns riz Its It's only y one one fifty fifty per cattle r Chorus Heres Here's to the trust etc i X V VIt's Its It's thirty four million they they're re ma makin kin says s 's Swift Sift f f n d. d An thirty-four thirty million I take it Is not such a pile if one shows proper thrift Gosh an any puncher cow-puncher could make it I Chorus Heres Here's to the trust tV One-fifty One apiece apiece cant cant can't you figger it out 1 s Fi erin is half of the battle battlo j Just grubstake a herd m about I J Some two twenty-two million of cattle I r Chorus Heres Here's to the trust I I L ANOTHER TOAST With apologies to Kipling If you con cnn bold your our nerves while amateur nail drivers driven n running cl clean an muck amuck I If you OU can cat alt mid din of taw and hammer r and Mill on rite II literary truck J If It candidates candidate for tor cap and nud belle bella are arc running riot with chatter you yon OU can till be calm And being calm write er verse vernc and anti nt meter t r and various other brands brand of oC bun- bun balm halm If OU can enn b bear ar to see e the rhymer rb youre you're thought out briefed tl through th the din cUn of tools It If you Jou can do thin thI I keep p temper r and never neTer call coil the whole bole bunch fools fool If you yon cnn can alt nit through mad and bowline find never neTer feel l that you OU Would like to run ruu ruu If It you sou Oll cando all an thin aye nye If yon OU can why then You'll be A n jou Sou OUi of nan Low Down We e Say Low Loin Down By Special Grapevine Things ThinG's In Hades Hadea have been in a a. bad wa way lately The brimstone lers have hav formed a union and demanded better pay b but t to make matters worse the amalgamated alliance of or infernal Internal hell diggers has also made demands The situation Is IB particularly aggravating aggravating- as the tho Satanic council of or offense had under way a gigantic project of or new public works including the excavation excavation excavation excava excava- tion of or several everal new cantos which It had been decided that a a. new class of or offenders offenders of- of fenders hitherto unknown in those r regions were to occupy Satan is Ie furious but tho the labor unions have become BO so strong strong- and the conditions con con- so eo pressing that he has had to grin and b bear ar It lt HELL DIGGERS WANT AXT IA LAYOFF He Is la particularly Incensed at the diggers hell as the they ha have b been n having a layoff of ot several centuries or ever e since the latest improvements were made mado In anticipation of or the transitory visit of or Dante tho the famous Camous historian of ot the nether realms The hell diggers are now compelled to work In a n temperature of six trillion degrees below zero and they declared that the temperature should be raised to four and one half trillion at le least st st. The They say that all aU of ot the more enl enlightened d denizens of Hades now agree that even hell diggers are to some comfort In addition to these demands they want compensation n of a n r red hot fire bath every Instead years of ot every overy 1000 years ears as at pres present nt BRIMSTONE MORE MODERATE The brimstone on the other hand are more modest in their de de- de- de mands But th they have y always alwa's been more favored than the thc others and so eo haven't so eo much to complain about The They want a n cool bath In boiling lead el e very every fifty years as once every I is years not demand enough they 80 say They also that tho the t temperature bo be lower lowered d b by degrees s The Tho bl bl millennial congress cons is about to meet and It Is rumored bor that the la labor la- la party plans a a. revolutionary assault upon the autocratic powers of or their overlords which will Include an abolition of the tho branch of ot the con- con cress ress a budget system and numerous commissions to look after aCter tho the w welfare ot of f the workers IS DUSY Meanwhile there ha has been called d an Imperial Satanic council of the tho Demoniac Demoniac De De- moniac I Kampf It has temporarily temporarily- suspended nd d its deliberations until the return of ot a dele delegation atlon of ot the most prominent among amonI them which Is now on a a. mission on earth where they are gath gathering a few tew pointers from the lead lead- ers era of a new ew cult of or diabolism that has begun to practice Its tenets there and with the presence of whoso whose lend leaders rs they expect soon to be bo honored These pointers the tho scientific title torture experts expect to improve upon considerably con con- There has b been n some Iome QU question raised In tho the conclave o as to whether this would be possible but the pride of ot some of ot this regions region's most moet eminent torturers torturer Is at stake and they have h promised that the thing will be done compound tnt interest rest with Iter-As Iter Later As As we go o to press prese a a. late dispatch says eaTs that t the e labor troubles have been to some Bome extent placated by the tho promise of ot the high masters of ot c ceremonies of ot a grand year lOO-Year initiation upon the arrival of ot the expected permanent permanent per per- manent guests A f fP 1 P t e-t eti G e a the humorous Salt Lake policeman observes that while it i t may be true that Salt Lake women have no knitting g nerves its a long way from front implying g that they hey t lack nen nert S r 1 |
