Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1915-09-05 | Page 19 | Ford Jokes Are Secret

I FORD fORO JOKES ARE SECRET Smith Co Agents nt n Refine fu fuTo To Disclose Source of or Co Comics Comic ml en About Their Car Cor Jokes by the tho thousand It would ap appear appear appear ap- ap pear to the aV average r ge listener are written written written writ writ- ten and 11 repeated about abou t tho the Ford car Vaudeville programs are aro 10 null and antI void oltI without Tho The Ferd Comedians of or wide nation reputation lean Jean their weary heads against a The Tho Ford Foret for Cor aid when a cold house refuses to bo be Jollied Into Jau laughter and i nd the sickening silence of oC a disgruntled audience greets their best end endeavors ors a Then they grab Thc The Ford Forr joke nn and applause and antI gummy hUmm grins flash forth all aJl over tho the house ouse Down on W. W y Fourth South where the local Ford agency tho rho Alkire- Alkire Smith company compan Is 19 bu busy about twenty twenty- four hours of oC the tho day the they simply smile bless you OU smile when tho the newspaper news news- pap paper er man asks Whore do all these those F Ford rd Jokes from come anyway It has hns been rumored that th there thero Is a aI silent syndicate that there thero is a squad of adept press n agents that a n number r of advertising experts are on the tho Job that Ford the First himself Is th the or orIginator originator originator or- or of or this forn torn of or publicity attack at attack at- at t 1 tack But to one and all the relly reply Is the same 1 Silence I