Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-03-16 | Page 47 | The Day's Good Stories

1 1 I t I H The Days Day's Good Stories I I I I An n Exception How did you O find ind the roads up around Corners Corners' asked Bilkins of oC who had just returned from froina rom a motor trip Oh I wasn't particularly stuck on them said SI Sia a the Really said Bilk Ins u Well el I 1 Iguess Iguess guess youre you're the only man Irian that wa nt I was tuck stuck on em for a whole da day last laRt year ear car Harpers Harper's We kly Proof e Way Va down in Florida t t w o 0 darkles darkies were disCussing discussing dis- dis cussing as to the color olor of ot certain Biblical person person- ages Ono One of them hem asserted that hat as Palestine was abo about t In a ano lI line no 10 with Africa th the ho people must all 11 have been beon col- col 0 red Lor bress you ou heart icart said the St Se Pet Ieter r an St. St Paul and the rest of ot the Apostles was a as white as that ober d dere tr jr No sah said saki th the ma man Paul In may ha been but St St. no no Sah sali St. St Peter was a Youre wrong rong for lor if It St. St Petered PeterJ been dat cock wouldn't ha crowed mor moron morn Charlotte charlotte char char- lotte Observer r. r 1 I A IL Hint Somebody was a talking to a an n H e w wI 1 y y man couple who were ere spending their honeymoon at atS atS atcas S C cas a S b o 0 r 0 u ugh g h. h You mustn't leave heave Scarborough Scarborough Scarbor Scarbor- ough till youve you've seen tho the cemetery cemo- cemo ter tery h ho hc said Its well worth a vl visit It lh They said tIle the they would po hO but t they forgot ot about aboul It until too late Then the young wife re reproached reproached re re- her hus hus- ban band George Georg she said you haven't taken m me meto meto to the cem cemetery yet et Well dear was the reply that Is a pleasure pleasure pleas pleas- ure I must have ha in the future I l Pearsons J Too Much of a Good Ibl Thing hing D I was very 01 happy happ said the tle confessor when after years ears of wooing she hc finalI finally final final- I ly 1 RU said suld I d Y Yes s. s But nut nuth h why vhS did you break the tho en engagement en en- Hn ement s so o soon Her after 3 ask asked d hi his hi- friendMan friend Man Inn It was as altO that dissolved It It Really said tho the friend flow uno did that happen It was WIli due to tom tomy tomy my m- accustomed I absent m I n ii d ed ed- ness When hen a ae afe afew fe few e edn's days later lator T I called caller at her home homeI I J again asked herto her hur hurto to marry me me Youths Youth's CompanIon Compan- Compan ion In Ample Time I r I want vaut to be bo sure guie not to miss the earl early tra train n a abit hit bit anxiously said salcI tho drummer nc- nc cording to the tho Kansas City Star No danger o o 0 that re reassuringly reassuringly re- re Iy replied the landlord o of tho the tavern at p Polk Polk- l S I Yule fIle Ark Well elI rouse you out pJ plenty nty early enough nough in the morn In BOS BO'S you youcan youcan ou can cnn be at the dePot de de- Pot promptly at train time and sot set around in the cold for tor two hours and twenty minutes or I such a a. matter wait In for tor the J train to conic come