Show t I I GOING THE ROUNDS I I I OF THE NEWSPAPERS l ON TIlE THE ROAD TT was getting very lata at an and D Dub mij I IT gasoline had given out Anybody around hero here got any gasoline he asked drawing up at a s. s small hotel b by tho the roadside Nobody but me said sald the landlord Good said How flow much do you OU want for tor It sell saUlt it to ye yc tolja today slid laid 14 the tin landlord Its Sunda Sunday v But see here m my friend protested ht what I can do doZ I I- I Y Ye Ys might put up hero for tor th the night said the landlord indifferently I 1 gota got gota a a. nice room I 1 can let ye yo have for tor seven cn dollars dollars Harpers Harper's Weekly I i I I I NOT T THE E REAL I THING From a n. city it apartment little J Jack ck was going for the first time to spend Christmas at his grandfathers grandfather's farm tarm As he ho ran up tho the steps of ot tho the old house his Ills grandmother caught him up In her arms and pu put t him down rosy rosy and laughing before the great log firo j in the living room J. that fine tine Jacklo Jackie boy she ehe said sald You dont don't have havo big fires tires likes v that in N New w York do you ou The boy looked with wide-eyed wide dolight dolight do- do light at tho the hugo huJo logs as ns they blazed I de 1 and crackled In the generous old fireplace fire fire- j place but he was loyal to his hl bij six room and bath Its nice grandma but its it's only aD Imitation gas log aint It Wo Yo nav hav real ones in my house house CONFUSING QUESTION i In the crisp bright October air th that sweet young thing had been for tor a with her sweetheart and returned freshened and glowing with excite excite- ment Oh mother sh she cried Tom and I It had the tho narrowest escape from an aw aw- fui rUl UI accident The horse horNe near nearly bolted and I dont don't know what would have happened We c were going through a narrow lane when all ull of a sudden a pheasant i got up from th tho hedge and flew across tho the horses horse's head and before Tom could grasp grasp- the tho reins reins brother brother- Er gr inquired the young oung j was t he ho holding them then If j jAnd And It Jt took a long Ion time to explain clearly what actually did happen London Answers |