Show F r I The N ht t f Night ig Watchman By j. j A. A Fitzgerald I I L Copyright 1912 1913 by th the tho Evening Telegram Teleran the N X W York v-rt r I 0 O your shopping e c earl a a. r I y shou shouted ted 5 the Cop crossing the street to where tho Night Watchman Watchman Watch Watch- man was stand- stand Ing lag Youre on reI re replied replied re- re I plied Dugan we go Im I'm as dry dryas as a I. I covered bridge I 1 wasn't looking lookIng looking look look- I ing for a drink laughed KrausI Krause Kraus I I Just said that because everybody Is saying it these days You see it every time you pick up the tile paper I Its good advice at that said the Night Watchman Not that you can escape being battered up If you do It now but It gives It-gives gives you plenty of ot timeto time timeto to get patched up before Christmas Holiday shopping In this village has hag 5 1 a 11 1 1 I I U UK VU u. u Lt vj UL durance Mrs l ii Dugan took an active o part In the tho battle this afternoon and when she got home sho looked like a pile of ot shredded wheat Her clothes were In tatters her hat hanging halfway halfway half halt way down her back and the tho paper had been ripped from her bundles I thought she ahe had been caught in an electric fan tan or something like that vis Is she ahe badly hurt hurp inquired Krause Not a a. scratch on her here said Dugan Her clothing was completely de destroyed de- de but she escaped Injury She Sho was actually smiling when I removed i her from the wreckage It seems that that she and another member of the tho weaker sex battled for an hour to sc sec seO which of ot them th-em would land a pair pall 0 of highly Illustrated mens men's s slippers which looked hooked like c a il bargain Ea Each h of ot them hung on to a slipper so BO tho the fight was de do- do e- e dared a draw S One On wont won't be an any use to you laughed Krause I 1 know it but I threw my arms arm around her and made o out t I was tickled I to death said Dugan Duga I Ill iiii cut off oft one or of my y legs t tO keep peace Peace In ln the theMy family I My ly wife seems to like Uke the punish punish- ment meat olun volunteered Krause use been in the thick or of the tho fray every da day for tor the last two weeks She's got St one room filled with 5 packages and last night I heard her heard her tell a neighbor that tha sh she wasn't half through h shopping P She must be going 1116 to glo gIo pros to all 11 YOur u br brother tl er cops Dugan suggested Tt I liKe Ke u It IL V IT Krause b but I 1 dont don't 2 dare am mako make a howl bout about It If It I do shell she'll c call me a tightwad and w ep f for tor r three or four Our hours That's where the women have ii us but but- we e at Christmas time Th The They kno know Wont Won't make malte a lck n no ma matter er how much est eat they spead d. My wife Is the oldest old old- ot of seVen sisters rS' rS a aU married marrie and dren carrying a complete te assortment of or chil- chil She ha has to that give ov overy ry one ono of or mo mOb something or bawl h her i- i out f fa for fair a asked aked What DUa Dugin Dugan Is II she gOing to to give lyO you in 1 order tried V to to keep coax down he her to 1 Pass ass rue me e UP she ho won f expenses but It She insists on n I u L I S 'S lag Ing mot a set of of military brushes and a house housecoat coat ry brush s exclaimed Dugan DuSan with a loud laugh T He Ve grabbed Krause's c cap Cal l and cx- cx his highly polished deck upper You rou b better trade th them m f for fora r r ra a SP sponge chUckled Dugan She le knows Ive I've been bald for tOle twenty I years v. v but she ahe says says' eVer every nan man should i ion a a a- aset set of ot brushes Krause went j on on And ADd D Just lne giving a n house cat t to coati a F Cop P Were Vero not ot ot home long enough to take i off our uniforms ly the wa- wa Way s said sald ld Dugan Duean Hows the thc diet f f coming C al along S Ill I'll have to hand hald It l t to i y yOU Youre You're thinner than yo yOU were wr a month ago Thanks 8 replied tho the Cop That S the first t. t youve you've given m me f 6 I 1 Started star Ive I've taken of off oft fifteen fi pounds l drop fifteen more mor when y yOU ou u get et the Christmas as bills laughed tho tilO Night Nis-ht |