| Show Domestic Dialogues By Alma Woodward Copyright 1913 1919 by the tho Com Coin pang and the th X ew Turk World M Once Oneo In Four our r Yearn Yea ea Scone The Scone The breakfast table Characters Characters Mr and Mrs Irs Jones RS J. J yawning yawning yawning-My My goodness MRS I dont don't know wh why earth on you OU get so early earh election up on day dayl Its It's hard enough to move you OU on business d days daye B and here bore on a holiday of ot all nil days dars you OU get up and want your breakfast almost before Its It's light Mr J J. J briskly Well briskly Well Ive I've got to vote Mrs Irs J. J scornfully Got scornfully Got to vote yote Haven't you OU got until 5 o'clock Mr J. J Theros Thero's There's Theres a certain satisfaction a sense of duty well done when a a. man who's keen keon on it gets his hie vote In good and early Mrs J Duty J. J Duty well done dono ch eh Well let mo me tell toll you OU that heretofore your our duty doing has been just about as rare as os the law allows I Mr Jones laughs loudl loudly and ond lon long Mrs J J. J sourly sourlY sourly-Oh Oh you OU needn't think you OU can get on the right side ormo of or mo me by laughing at m my Jokes toda today You never do it an any other time I Isee Isee Isee see through you all right Mr J J. J gently Now gently Now did I start an anything anything any any- thing My Iy youre you're In a frightful hu hu- humor humor mor morI Mrs frs J J. emphatically Yes emphatically Yes and youre you're in a a. dangerously delightful one ono Go on on got It out of or your our system Dont Don't you suppose I know youre you're read ready to spring something that Im I'm going to kick on Mr Ir J J. J clearing clearing- his throat throat dot Not ot atall at atall all all not at all m my dear Mrs J. J sniffling Toll Tell It to the time marines marines ma ma- rines I haven't lived with you ou for twelve years for tor nothing Wh Why did 3 you oU put on your our ourI 54 4 I necktie and your our 2 socks so early in the morning oh eli I suppose youre you're going to sit It around In em arent aren't you ou Mr J. J with dignity dignity No l it- it No o I 1 am not L going to sit around in 10 in them Mrs J. J craftily Ah Ah ha Now ow It comps out Mr MI J J. J Ill m at ease ease Yes Im I'm going out t. t Mrs J 7 I. coldly col coldly Where mn may I ask Mr lr J J. J humming and hawing lm Int I m going to watch tho the polls for Wilson Ilson Mrs J. J smiling with vicious R Really all Watch atch the tho polls in a n four tour dollar loHar necktie and two dollars Rocks socks I 1 suppose that's the reason wh why you rou poured a few drops of oC m my best perfume perfume perfume per per- fume under the left lert lapel of or your o coat too Mr 1 tr J J. having ha a l. l fit Youre You're Youre You're mistaken mis- mis taken taken taken-I t never CI never Im I'm sure I I- I Mrs J J. J grinding it out out Now Now seu sou here herp Bennie Jones Joncs Youre You're going around to lo the tho tailor store an and l you youre you're youre you're re going to vote your our vote and then Own your you ro o rl right hl back hOle hate and nd take tuko me for tor a walk walle In th the park Mr J. J J desperately Gut desperately Dut ut I can cant t. t 1 Ive I've ve given gl iny 11 my word to 10 tho the party parl t Mrs J J. J briefly Call briefly Call her hel up an and toll loll her Its It's all off Mr 11 J. J stammering why stammering ns Julia Julia p- p w Mrs Irs J. J putting on the thumb screws And Anil what were your our plans regarding mo me for tonight tonight election election night Mr Ir J J. seeing a 1001 loophole loophole hole h Why 1 I thought Id I'd hear the returns with a n tow foxy of or the tho bo boys over at Rafferty's because because because be be- cause I certainly do not think its it's a fit tit night for tOl a woman to be on the streets to be jostled and handled roughly And AntI then I thought Id I'd come homo home early and bring you OU a nice little oyster oster tr fry and a bottle of oe beer sos soa you OU could sit HIt up lip in bed and have a little late supper sup sup- per You used to love Jove that you OU kno knon Mrs 1 J J. J with a long drawn breath breath breath- Oh how sweet of or you ou DARLING I But you ou know Ive I've sort of or lost my taste for those things So well we'll make it a broiled lobster and champagne down at somo some REAL place lace where the they havo have a good cabaret You wont won't mind alterIng altering altering alter alter- ing your our won wonderfully considerate plans for Cor m my welfare do you you dear It was sweet of ot you to think about It but but- but Mr Ur J. J finding that the loophole is I a a. blank wall wall wall-I'm Im I'm going out to vote Mrs J J. J sweetly sweetly All All ll right sweetheart sweet sweat heart theres there's a n. slot phone in tho the drugstore drugstore drug drug- store storo at tho the corner corner dont don't dont forget t to put your our nickel In tho the ri right ht place Mr J J. J Indistinctly Olt Oh Oh |
