Show A GOING THE ROUNDS I OF THE NEWSPAPERS IG I G ItA RAW CHICKENS Rose Kose Pastor Phelps Stokes n fl an a address ad I dress on behalf bohal of aNew a. a New York country countr week charity told a quaint star story A little slum girl sirl she sal said stoc for Cor the first st time In her life lIe In a Do barnyard barn barr yard a yard a genuine old fashioned d barnyard barn barr yard with Its ricks Its Us lazy cows It II Its s ploughs and barrows and what wh not The Tho slum alum child drank It all In delightedly de th then gasped Rasped half halt to herself An jest look at the thA chickens chickens-a all around raw rawl Washington I a Star A NICE ICE LITTLE SCHOOL Eddie Allen o of Chicago and elsewhere else ese where went to Purdue university contemporaneouslY contemporaneously con con- with George Ado Joh John JohnT l T T. McCutcheon l and others says th the Saturday Evening E Post One Ono night ht Eddie stra strayed ed Into th tho 0 Chicago o University club A number c of ot f college men were there telling of or th tho glories g of their respective o classes classe rhe They had all aJl been to Yale Yalo dear 01 old Yale They told Allen about It told him hIT vol with th a wealth of ot detail and airs o of ot superiority that annoyed him By BO tho the wn way Allen AIJen said one what wha t Is your university Purdue said AllenAh Allen AlIen Ah Purdue h Purdue Oh yes CS Pur Purdue Purdue- ue- ue nice little school Wo Yo are all from i Yale you know Jenow Sure replied Allen affably I 1 know knot all about Yale lye Ivo got halt half a doz dozen doze n nYale Yale men working for tor me ine SHE WON OX In a n. recent debate lobate at the Wichita a high school tho the woman oman suffrage 0 amendment was under tinder discussion It would be unwise to give woman a athe the ballot declared a budding Daniel Danie Webster ebster In attacking the tho proposition Woman oman coul could not be bo relied upon t to a exercise good Judgment In voting oUng She C her mind far Car changes too often otten Tho next speaker was a young youn woman She arose and cast a pitying glanco at her opponent I 1 would like to ask asle my honorable a opponent she sho cooed sweetly If It h hever ho he ever tried to change o a womans woman's mm mind once It was made up The Tho young oung woman got the decision I. I I Kansas City Star SECURELY 1 TIEI TIED rIED A few days ago a pert stylishly dressed young widow hailed a cab ani anias and andas as she sho mounted the thc step sho she noted th the horse acted quite frisky rl k r and pricked u up his Ills cars cais as If tr ho had as is soon run nm awas awa aw away as to look at you OU The rue widow being rather timid about horses anyway said to the tue driver I 1 hope j you ou wont won't run runaway awn away with me driver No Xo mum he quickly h replied I I got a wife and eight children at homo home already alread National Monthly SLOW SPA STARVATION Julius Kahn o of San Francisco was atone at ot atone one time on tho the stage with Booth and aud Barrett but later he lie went Into politics poli poll tics had himself elected t to Congress and developed a sense sensa of or humor to contrast with tho the tragedy Y roles role g he ho played ed In the tho theatres One morning ho he went vent Into a country country coun coun- try tn hotel in iii California and gave gao Ills his order for break fast to a waitress ess who seemed utterly Indifferent as to wh whether ther th- th er ho got food or starved to death She Silo kept him waiting for Cor a long lon time and his Ills impatience grow until ho had hall to give vent Calling Cabling a n waitress who passed b by hI his table he said How lon long have o you ou been hero here Who ho ho me meT lIh she asked ed sweetly Ive Ie been here herA three weeks Then Thon said Kahn Kahil youre not theone the tho ono one who took m my order That one onA loft left before you ou came Popular came Popular Magazine |