Show r The Papers Say L By i John L L. Hobble Cop Copyright rl ht 1912 In by bJ The Press PublishIng Publishing Publish Publish- ing Co Tho The New York Yarl World tj IAN AN run down by bJ o own n car clr That Thai ThatIs MAN Is almost as bad as the Uie doctor doctorIn I IMAN In Wisconsin taking some of or of his own on I medicine by bJ mistake Money rone trust inquiry may be dropped There Isn't enough money outside of t the money mone trust for tor an I to convince the official mind that there JS IS such a trust B By the time the gunmen set get e through explaining how thc they were cre convicted d tho the politicians will begin telling us how the they were defeated Will m someone someone someone some some- one please pass pabs the tho smelling salts salts' Thief robs insurance corpany on ot of o 1000 It was first thought that thab the mane money was taken tHIen by bJ one of or the officials daIs of the company but on Investigation investigation la gation o-atlon the tho cash could coul not nut be traced to toan an any poll political campaign n fund If It there I is anything now that a man doesn't know It is s his own ono fault They The candidates have explained pl practically C c everything Legislature to protect us from rom bad ball cg eggs With another session like some seine In the past the legislature may mar find Iud It necessary ar to protect Itself i Jail fugitive u cuu caught ht while In arms of sweetheart That's That the wa way ay all men r rare are ire caught hL J J Looks s Easy ButT But Hut HutTy T Ty Cobb looking up from n 1 a Detroit j newspaper said Well hero's heros my old friend Druce getting I luck married man wi wish h him I poor fellow ell 0 But lint at tho the samo uno time time time- I At the same tamo time what said sad a sporting c editor At tho the samo same time marriage Is very ery much like How so How is marriage like baseball the editor demanded It looks so easy the great reat Cobb answered 1 to those who have hu never ne tried it Washington It Washington Star I I Couldn't Doth Both oth Be He BeIn Christians Christinn In a n. Kansas town whore two brothers broth broth- ers era are engaged in the tho retail coal business business busi busl- r I ness ne s a revival was recently held and the elder cider of the brothers was con eon For weeks wees the tho brother who had got religion tried to persuade the other to Join the church One day a he asked Why cant can't you ou join the church like I did 1 Its a fine thing for or you ou to belong Lo to 0 the church replied the younger brother If It I join the church who'll weigh the coal Kansas coal Kansas City Times I L |