Show Perils o of Everyday Life How the Doctor Calmly Ignores ThemOn Them l On WHAT'S TILE THE use OSEI I t r r WELL ELL Ive I've been knocking around with a physician said the I Man Ian with a te Grouch Grouch Ho lIu frowned as he said It It t. t GIs It ha hasn't nt cheered you OU up apparently apparent apparent- 1 ly ly Y said the friend who was dining with him Of course It hant Ivo Ive learned so much uch from him that I never ne expect to live draw an ea easy casy breath again as long as I Ho Ito stared out through the restaurant rant window Then the thc waiter walter brought the coffee Why h take this tasse demi-tasse for or In In- In stance I like coffeo correo and tile the they mal mako o it better here herc than anywhere else In the city But I cant can't drink coffee corree with comfort com com- fort rort when I know theres there's n a poison polson in It that destroys the nerves I like lute a drink now and aud then What's the thc c use The jo joy Is gone front from m my favorite cocktail because Ive I've learned that alcohol destroys tissue and If It t doesn't t develop de gout g it starts you oU off oft on the tho downward path to Brights Bright's dis dis- ease Meat Icat breeds s rheumatism the tho o tor to tells s me Vegetables bles rare fire all teeming with microscopic life lite There are germs germs In almost everything C you ou put In your mouth Leave your our windows open all an night and you'll catch a l chill chili Shut em cm up tip tight an and you rou harbor all sorts of ot deadly dead dead- l ly gases Wear V ear woolen underwear and you'll become so tender that you'll lose your our power of ot resisting cold Wear ear cotton and youre you're liable to to catch pneumonia ork Work hard and youre you're likely to have ha nervous nel prostration Go cas easy and you'll fall fail In business He lie eats when hes he's hungry and drinks when hes he's dry and he seems scents likely Ikel to outlive all of ot LIS bec became mc en engaged agell to Lord P Percy rc heir 1011 tl to the Earl Carl of ot Northumberland The match was broken off iff and Ind she sho was betrothed to another of h hum lH jr counte count- count lc e s admirers Sir Sh- James Lurier T This engagement eng top was l r 1 All Anne Anno 1111 had mc meanwhile been hefu appoint appoint- l one ono n or if the In u waiting in-waiting to Katherine Kathorine queen of or England wife o of Kin King Henry I Henry was at nt that time In hi the pr prime Ima o of life Ufe strikingly hand handsome ga gay and headstrong I a was six years older than he and was wrinkled ugly and solemn The king met An Anne Aino e BOleyn and straightway fell Cell In love lo with her He lie showered wealth and honors on ou her herand herand herand and made her Marchioness of it Pem Peu broke Annes Anne's sister had already all had hd a a. love 10 affair with Henry But Dut Anne unc cle cleverly Ih kept him at arms' arms length So skillfully dl did she play pia her cards canIs that she soon Roan quite quire supplanted tho the poor homely old queen and Induced Henry to divorce orce her This same divorce by y the tle way 3 rent the nation asunder caused a definite break between n Eagland Lag Lag- land and tho the and led ed pope more or le less leis s directly to the death of thousands of ot Innocent men But Dut it 11 served sel Annes Anne's turn Henry married her har in 1533 ns ls soon as ns he was free from lie He and Anne had but ono one child chillI who lived lived lived-a a daughter known later to his his- tor tory as Queen Elizabeth And now success completely turned the time new queens queen's head heal She grew Insolent in insolent insolent In- In solent sho she was brutal to those about her showed a sneering contempt for forthe the people at large e and was abominably bl cruel to Mar Mary Iary the tho little dm daughter of Katherine who after years lS reigned as ns Queen Mary Indeed Anne Anno openly to have ha Mary Ial killed at nt tho the Clr first t opportunity Had the foolish woman contented herself with these abuses of ot power all ml might ht ha e gone well with her for tor it was an age of oC tyranny and oppression Though the court t and populace hated her they could do her herno herno herno no harm But Dut her folly she went farther far far- ther thor She carried on lh time tho most mOH brazen brazan flirtations under the kings king's very ery cy ryas s. s And to a man 11 of ot Henrys Henry's K jealous vanity antty this was waa an unforgivable able offense The king Icing was already growing tired of ot tier her And Ancl he its became interested In Jane Seymour ono one of or Annes Anne's ladles lades waiting wailing Just as Anne had hall used her own position of ot lady In to undermine undermine un un- dermine Katherine's influence and to tomake tomake make herself queen so Jane Seymour now turned Henry against ll Anne Anno for tor the same amo purpose Whether hother Henr Henry believed tho the stories of oC Anne Annea Infidelity which were dall dally brought to him whether him whether these stories were true truo or were Invented b by th the queens queen's foes or toes man many or whether tho the king used time the reports against Anne Anno Anneus Annous us an excuse to get goat rid of or her liar her he had bad her arrested in 1536 1516 on charges of ot high treason For to bo be O unfaithful to a monarch I was high treason according to law and was punishable b by death Annes Anne's own father tather declared his belief bellet in her guilt gulp And her uncle as Judge of at the tho special court condemned her to death Anne went to tho the scaffold accor to toone ono one account laughing and with a n jest jeston on her Imer Up lips Imps She Sho sent this last message to lo King I henry Henry From F 1 romu a private gentlewoman you O l have havo mado malo ma mo first a marchioness s and then therm a 11 queen And a as aM you ou can n raise ralso meno mo me mono mono no higher in this world you lou are arc now sending pending mo me to a a. saint in heaven hea |