Show I 1 c I 1 1 t 1 1 L I 1 I 1 1 ax I 1 3 i Is it teofe sermon A late umber number of 4 the san diogo diego herald hera 0 con dains an amusing letter from a pori tion of which we are constrained to extract the letter is ii a burlesque on the style of the rev bev zeke zek e pugh fugh one of those bastard preachers who think that religion is a system of terror instead of an institution of mercy who think that sinners should be whipped into repentance e instead of being lead gently into the fold by a contemplation of the beauties of holiness sacramento union I 1 BROTHERS AND SIS SISTERS TEIts my text today to day will wili be found in the go gospel 38 teel according to goater sixth chapter forty nin ninth verse I 1 hells yawning sinners stand by to dodge such e my hearers was the awful warning earning old V eli ebenezer e ze r b belched el ched out when he stood on the tre I 1 a rint of the sul furious pit up to where fir el his legs leg s lined n in hi muck and miry clay with clouds of 0 fam smoke oke above and blood around and groans and sighs and screeches and screams and flames flam a flopping and fire liu and turpentine a and what was it saved him from caven I 1 in it was it grace or justification or election or constipation sti pation I 1 nary N 11 a r y time faith he had faith a and nd what he dodged he dodged and was saved saved from the pestiferous infatuation of the barnin fiery furnishes furni ses and he geow sits on the warm side of the sel estial chambly corner a 8 smoking making the pipe of contentment with nothing to dew but to drink sky blue smashes wid and hug hug gals with pink wings geow what abat yew all ort to do dodge temptation if yeow wanter be saved ef temptation crosses bewer path go around it jump over it crawl under it if yer can but ef yer cant do nary one of these remember that hells lawnin 11 and stand by to dodge vt ii f r bev aja the street and calls ye unrighteous names and reviles ye and blas ye and calls ye a damned scally wag be in sore tem temptation pation to cave in his thu thundering guard and gin him a beetle touch a 0 belcher r kay but dont dew it resist temptation and ef he shies his fist at ye dod dodge e dodge and be saved satans gatans bunnin cuti as a bioty in a hen roost and hell kiver temptation with mer lasses sos bois ter ketch yew binnin flies and ef yew const I 1 light on oil it yew is stuck castera ice can friz old beelzebub Bell aint no muggins and hes up ter ull all sorts of dodges to swindle ye he dont carry penne and catnip and weed in his pocket sos to the stink of brimston brim brini stun for bothin oh no so ye must look out sharp or hell suck ye in ili look out sharp stand by to dodge and dearly beloved sisters and brothers ef it should happen and it aint possible that even dodgin wont do that yew must cut und and run for it and satans gatans arter ye and its titus and popcorn pop corn cora win will and artur all yew vew find he s on oa ye and there dont seem to be any hope theres a allers 11 era a way to escape theres alters allers hope for the per ef lie he oust gits his paw on ye yer a gone tadpole and the only way to come the over him is to be prepared and soap yer coat tail let us sing the slam com commence comme at the paws 1 I never bussed a dear gazelle ac |