Show t 1 Desert Dust L tj II By Johnston Money Why this country has bil- bil billions lions hons upon billions of money idle money The banks all over the coun- coun country country try are full of it But try to get some of it Our unemployed ed capital IS Just Justas justas as bi bid bida a problem to v worry orry about as our unemployed ed labor It v Would not matter if We e had all the money m in the world orld as long as It lS is locked up with a afew afew few bankers sitting straddle of It it itis itis is Just as useless as those rows of buttons Sou ou have noticed on a slab of bacon 4 When anyone mentions about the gO government going Into the lottery business there is a howl goes up that can be heard all over the country But the American people bet l le fire e billion bUlion dollars annually on foreign lotterIes and illegal domestic pools If the they w ere allowed to do their betting here and keep all the rake off at home there might be a lot of people bene- bene fitted that De never Deer er heard of a lottery Now we are being asked to sign petitions endorsing the Townsend pen pen- pension Slon sion plan that is causing so much ex- ex excitement excitement in California Under this plan anyone over the age of sixty years Would draw per month pen pen- pension pension sion and would be compelled to spend the by the time the next pension check arrived We have no comment on the plan But if anything like that happens In the near future we are go- go going going ing to have to tinker the records in inthe 1 the old family bible a little in order to get in on it i President Von Hindenburg Germany Ger- Ger Germany many s grand old man died a few days ago In about a minute after the theold theold old mans man's death Adolf Hitler told the I German people he was president Hit Hit- Hitler ler just Said td I am m president He said to his standing army You birds say I am They said YoU are president Finished business laid aid Hitler And that little Job was over After that we still sit and listen to some of these political Job hunters rant and roar about the United States being under a dictator Only two passengers had survival the shipwreck a woman and Scots Scots- Scotsman Scotsman man By the end of the second week their food w was s exhausted their cloth cloth- clothIng clothing Ing in tatters and the outlook was dark Just couldn't be worse moan moan- moaned moaned ed the woman Ali Ah but it could re- re replied plied pIled SandY suppose We v e had bought return tickets flowers ers will be fresh and bright agam again and may be arranged and placed where here desired Flowers cared for in this his simple way v ay WIll remain fresh from three to six days longer than where left in the same container continuously A gIgantic electric magnet weighing four tons has been developed to lift a load of 50 tons In Bulgaria there are 85 men and 73 women who cIa claim to be more than I years old I |