| Show J DD Y Well V ell in the trie words of the po poet t Summer has ha came at last Every Every- summer sin since e we h have v be been n the editor and nd p publisher of he the Bingville Bi Bugle we have wrote a editorial on the subject t of f Summer Summer Summer Sum mer mer about this time tim of tHe year and we we S see n jio na reason why we should depart from our usual su l custom cius- cius s- s tom this year so here goes goes' for a editorial on Summer We think that s summer mme is is a glad season season season-if If conditions condition's is favorable and nd it is a unha unhappy p season seas If they aint For Por instance as w wind we ind Indict ct this editorial on summer there be two boils on our neck each boil being about the size sire and nd color of a large damson plum and both bothof bothof bothof of s same aching us us like a tooth It seems to us as we look back back on on our past life that the joy of living in inthe inthe inthe the summertime each c year has been largely discounted for us by the recurrence recurrence re- re currence off i bolls boits which br breaks aks out outon outon outon on summer just as regular as the sun crosses the equinox We Ve have took sulphur and molasses molasses molasses mo mo- lasses and root tea and Colden Cold Gold Golden en en seal seat and Sassafras and Burdock and a whole mess tress of other truck until our stomach feels like a drug drugstore drugstore rug store but still the boils come and go with persistent and painful frequency fre fre- quency We Ve wish this might be otherwise o It is no not a h happy appy t task sk gentle reader for the editor of the be best t advertising medium in this end of the county two more n v pe new subscribers subscribers subscribers sub sub- scribers last week t tand to sit down arid and dash off oft editorials which be full of food for when at the same ame time two palpitating palpitating palpitating tating boils are in itt the process process process' of ripening on the back of his neck which is up to such a extent that we cant can't turn it around less we turn our head by turning our feet We Ve can see how v people un- un cursed by boils boits might enjoy life We AVe can also s see how people with boils boits cant can't enjoy noth nothing ng The fhe he greatest greate t hero of the world worm in ill our estimation was just Job and our favorite book is the Book of Job So every time boils boit breakout break breakout k out on us s like prickly heat in July we ve are Job like as if he was wasa a Iong lost long lost brother r e-r to us usand usand usand and we ransack around until we find the family Bible and we read that Job was smote with sore s re boils from the sole of his foot unto II his crown and how h he showed awful which makes us f feel eI as if we was getting off easy wi with h only t two tp p J. J boils Oils How Job could be cheed cheerful I and full of happy happy happy hap hap- py spirits covered with all them boils is almost a miracle to vis us and taxes taxes- our faith most as much as that story about Jonah I the whale but it is not for us to contradict it it We Ve merely figger out that according to the cheer r and happ happiness ness which two boils brings ring ringo to o us personally IJ how W much cheer and could tw two or three thre hundred bolls boils of brought to poor poor Job JoblIn I In cond conclusion permit us to state tat that whether a pcr person oh is js happy or not dep depends largely largel on th the condition condition condi condition tion of a persons person's constitution If Ifa Ifa Ifa a persons person 1 blood 1000 is iss bad and he h has s two boils oils on his is neck he ain aint t hap hap- lap lap- py He dont don't get much joy Jov oute n tl t the a singing of the birds or or an any ny thing hing else Subs Subscribe for the Bugle B if jo you want to read all the news news and and pa pay Y your in advance This last may not be important f to o you but bu it is to us us |
