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Show .; INK LI.VOS. i, SUte papers are complaining of too ranch rui.i in K .Lisas. ! , Samlet ra&h in c-lied tho scare-crow ; mea.-h-rt ia Kentucky, i Tne fruit crop of southeapt, Missouri ; Li-us hum destroyed by the cuitr-pillaia. cuitr-pillaia. ville displays sack handsome hearses 'bat patiunts from all parts ol tho Statu are rushing thither to De bnried. IIavy shipments of wool and furs, ; ; from Utah and otber Western Terri- toriea, are br-irjg made to the East. A number of cars so louded passed through Omaha last weelr. ,' The New York Evening Post sug-; sug-; ! gests that a patent switch introduced J on the Boston horse railroads is for j th a benefit of tbe horses in fly time. One of the latest notions is the 1 I birth card, ruaembling a wedding card, but bearing the name of the i ' new comer and the date of his advent with the initials of his parents. The entire alphabet is found in these lin-s: God given the grazing ox his m(at. Ho i'iicky bj:irft the sheep'fl low cry; But uiiiii, wuo titstns bis Guest wheat, Should joy to i x It his praiaes high. A man without legs, on board a ' train trora Sioux City, discovered ha was going in the wrong direction. The speed at that time was about ten miles an hour. Tne cripple threw off his cratches and immediately rolled off himself, tie was not hurt. A woman in Aroostock County, Me., whote house caught tire tne oto. I er duy during the absenoe of all the ' "men lulks," poured upon the flrmes all the water there was in the house, then used np all the milk and cream, and finally resorted to the meat'bar-r meat'bar-r Is for the pickle. She subdued the flames. ".Ma" said a little boy, ''has auntie got hues in her mouth?" "No, my dear; why do you ask?" "Cause Captain Cap-tain Jones caught hold of her, and said he was going to take honey from her lips; and she said, 'Well, make haste. " Single ladies, iu general, do not approve of the remarriage of widows. A young ludy in Pittsburgh, who was approaching the "middle ages," was iu the habutt of saying, whenever she heard of a widow's marriage. "There, ' now! That woman has got one of I iny husbands!" A Churo-hgoing Belle's solilquy-I solilquy-I should think they would keep the pews free from dunt- I shall certainly soil uiy new satin. I wonder whether any body noticed my new bonnet. I think it's very becoming. Goodnes?! if there isn't Alias Sprague, the school teacher, npge 1 out in a new silk suit. (She tpeuds all her sihvy on dress -.r I'm mis akeu. 1 do hate vacity and os en'ati n. ii. i I |