Show ARE YOU WILLING TO DONA DONATE TE TIME TIldE FOR THE GOOD OF ST Y D C l HEY ARE YOU WILLING TO SPEND TEN TO TWELVE HOURS A WEEK WITHOUT PAY TO HELP THE POINTS WEST STAFF LAYOUT THE NEWSPAPER SO IT LOOKS BETTER BEITER THAN IT DOES NOW WELL WE'LL GET SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU DONT DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE WE'RE DOING YET NO ONE HAS SHOWED US HOW TO DO A THING FOR FORTHE FORTHE FORTHE THE LAST THREE ISSUES IT HAS BEEN MIKE DAME EDITOR- EDITOR IN-CHIEF IN PAT HARDLE COPY EDITOR AND TERRY BIRD STAR REPORTER WHO YOU FIVE THOUSAND STUDENTS CAN HOLD RESPONSIBLE FOR ERRORS ETC THE ONLY Y HELP WE HA HAVE VE GOTTEN IS FROM RON OLLIS PUBLIC RELATIONS MAN FOR IS IT WORTH IT TO YOU WERE WE'RE TO WONDER IF IT ITS IT'S WORTH IT TO US ITS IT'S ST STARTING ARTING TO HURT MA MAYBE WELL WE'LL GET CHECK CHECKWITH CHECKWITH CHECKWITH WITH US EDITOR IS IN AT 1030 am a.m. and pm p.m. Dear Editor Have I got a story for you I decided to get my car inspected inspect inspect- ed after a little rum in with I I I But that's mean run a horse of a different color Anyhow I spent four and a half hours j just st to get my blinker replaced and a yellow piece of paper put in the corner comer of the wind wind- shield While I was there waiting fre freezing zing my my I got to rap with the other customers many of whom expressed their sympathy We exchanged some of our experiences and the one I found most interesting interesting interesting interest interest- ing Id I'd like to share with you There was a young woman and her husband having shocks put on their then car who was a freshman at BYU and on the varsity football team came to her with a favor It so happens that the coach insisted that the team have their hair cut short The team protested and this particular player had a abrain abrain abrain brain storm that's where she comes in It wasn't a bad request just justa a strange one He asked her if she would give the guys on the team all permanents with a discount She began laughing which put the whole waiting room in hysterics With my imagination tion going wild I soon had sore ribs and was close to rolling on the floor She later confessed when the laughter died down that they looked percent better after she got through with them Well Vell I should say she made my unpleasant stay a little littlemore littlemore littlemore more enjoyable But to get back to the team I can imagine imagine imagine imag imag- ine the look on the coaches face when the guys take off their helmets You know that old saying that goes Where theres there's a awill awill awill will theres there's a away way That is if youve you've got a beautician for a friend |