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Show . s r f ; i..-- .-, r s? , -t i , t a ; ill Is ! i f ' v ': I I- ' :" ' vv Vi v. by Arthur Brisbane The President Will Try Old, and Hard at Voik Ladles Ylft Wide K:?s , 5O.OOO.C0O Years Gld PRESIDENT Hoover justifies Senator Sena-tor Borah's complaint of meUi-cient meUi-cient prohibition enforcement, by planning a drastic overhauling ami chakeup. New men are to be appointed, appoint-ed, lax federal district attorneys will be dismissed. The President believes that he was elected bv prohibition votes, and is determined to enforce the law, if ho can. ' , The general public wtucii ao i get drunk, bootleg, or w,Srk any racket rack-et will hope that prohibition may not absorb all of the President's time, energy and ability, leaving none for great constructive works. There are things more important, after all, than a whisky bottle, or even somebody's darling getting drunk. Thomas A. Edison, always at work, thinks he discovered a new rubber supply in the golden rod. That is good news for hay fever victims, unless golden rod should bo widely planted for a rubber crop. Science, working in another direo-tlon direo-tlon will probably find a synthetlo substitute for natural rubber, before any new plant can be developed. But, I what a fine example Mr. Edison shows for youth and old age. Tast eighty honored everywhere, one of the world's greatest public servants, he might, with the world's applause, devote de-vote his remaining years to rest and Contemplation. Instead, he lives, hard rt Urk. Nature planted a powerful engine In that brain. The San Francisco Examiner says, in big type, across the page baa Francisco women's hips largest. So much the better for San Francisco Francis-co and its future generation. A woman built like a wooden lath is all rlpht for Ziegfeld's Follies well built to , awl through a picket fence. Th mothers of great men, f.oni CharlomaK-.e to Lincoln, from Alexander's Alex-ander's mother Olympias, who danced with snak. s wrapped around her, no othPr clothing, to the mother of Renan with Eood peasant blood, you will find real hips, something substantial, sub-stantial, rot an oteom);ical anatomical anatomi-cal specimen, of pelvic depression. New York also learns that another M?ge promoted advertising, lega 1 and o ner in a publication that had no Si exigence, was never printed The imaginary manaEer of the imaginary manual. "2,, police record, was once d sc barged the kind' judge that supplied advextls-lng advextls-lng to the manual. Shakespeare might have pu . M that in his highly imaginative play The ATDes Vnes, Henry Fairfield Osborn, head of the Am-rican Museum Mu-seum of Natural History, tells sc out-lsts out-lsts that man did not descend from the monkey, I '-it bad a sepa.u lution of his ov n. Monkeys and men o l owed so; :V paths of evohillon Bide by Bid,, moneys popping Bhort, men still ' ' ' "' The most thafone monkey can do to anolhw is to bite the other's tall Proud man r:n drop one airplane load of K;. 1 1 1 - abovo a crowded city, and 1 ill :- million. l -.jf,.- r Osborn kI'Owh that ni",i , ', here nH!lon of y;' Ion . v ii was BtiplM.sed. Soienu.its. until recently, bciiev.-l U.at'man f, back only about 1.000, 000 years. Professor Osb'.rn says li- dMen , ,. ,..;,.,,," tW. when tho from a pJ '' "Jl 11 K ' , , ,, rpt vn-vA plateau.; apr-ared In t'l'i r, !;ter of AsW, r,o.O0" 'Kid years uko. York ':;,!' b s Choline In a i i,; way In Die Insl r.ix month of ' jy , f.,;,, " 774.701.745 Ions' or risolln", not Including gasoline gaso-line used by farmers. It would have ti'ken 908 freight trains of ek-My eai s each to carry thai rasoline. Wbo would have believed believ-ed that when Senator Couzens was Investing less than J2.000 In the littla 1'ord car. taking out, within a snort time. j::0.000,0OQ as his share? The National Surety Company ha Jued a poliey of $:!0,000, V arantee-lng arantee-lng apainst the suicide' of : man in-Bured in-Bured within the next lv ars. Th man borrowed money. n I. m". lend-jng lend-jng it wanted the r..hU I security. That's new in insula!,,;, . 1. 192V o? Km. (' JV" '' |