Show I L e W Wire re I Ii I i I Conducted by WALTER HENRY ROUNDS THEY TH EY SAY AY I i That our newspaper friends in Salt Lake Lako are arc trying awfully hard to sell Mell the street railways s That Thai Mrs Miss 1188 oll onn has form Salt Lake berl had bud c bull That the tho ninna boys did not like I being heins jailed as the first step to fame and fortune That Mr lIIl La Toilettes lecture was wasa i I a 3 success That the Ogden high School boys know how to play football as well weB as asal al study ud That ilson deny the theare they are to challenge tho winner of the tho contest That cattle hereabouts are aro contract contracting Ins ing tuberculosis That good men to work are scarce which speaks well ell for local condl condi lions That the new Is an all right and That so are the clerks That the Sugar compau has un unloaded unloaded loaded II a hogshead of mone money and I That so has the tho Union Pacific anti and That there thore Is great rejoicing among the Where the Money Goes Rancher At First want to put some money in the bank sIr We re pay excellent ex excellent interest aint that so much T i II used to keep It in the tho family Bible until un Ul these pictures cum along but oven that safo now I I Dear Editor I I am a young lady lad eighteen years old and have been keeping company wIth tit ith n a high school bo boy But lately ho he been calling or Sending me flowers as lie he used to What hat would ou do Signed A ANXIOUS IOUS II to him about some other follow What the Mountain Ogre Says SaysA A friend of mine of a very nervous temperament who lives on Twenty seventh street uptown has a young hopeful who has he exasperatIng habit of asking countless puzzling questions that illustrate the old max I m that a fool can baffle a wise man manThe J The Tho other nIght it seemed ns as if some nemesis had set the youngster on to tomake I make rig his tired father moro than ord ordy I uncomfortable He asked i questions such as what made the light come In the lamp what made the tho bald spot on his head what dl dlease I ease the Dead Sea died of and finally the parent slapped him and sent hint to bed hed When hen lie hc Md had returned to the parlor and tried to read the tho afternoon paper Impel however the little follows sobs sob touched his heart and lie ho returned to the boy room Tommy he said You cnn can ash asli just one more question I and lion thon you must go to sleep Pa said he how far Gait can a cat Spit Returning From Farmington Mrs Rich To poor young oung husband I clIn am glad that you love me or 01 my myself myself self alone But I am nearly nearl old enough to be your OUI mother Young Dont worry g dear about that The Tho way I shall lire Iho iii the future will me age very fast Winter Charms Though California calls to me meI I cannot seem soom to go goI 1 I like to see the tho mountain peaks J Plied up with the snow Were Glad to Hear It The Ro Rev Goshen says that 1 man mail acts sin ful ly r rHo Ho wIll not sizzle In hr hell holl fires nut here hore have misery l r rue rubber thief umbrella inn sni ak The Tho scamp who steals your rOUl shift gulf Will all bo be In the awful van an Of those whose conscience hurt t tHe He Says that Brat man Shapes destiny Towards a plan And If he bo be upright that lie he Will Vill sharo the tho joys jOS or of man Jut But If he keeps ort on doing wrong Does not repent look er Ills His own thoughts though Is will be punishment 1 Hell live IIvo In hellish J tires res resSo So watch out ye trust leaders Yo Ye dealers in hard coal J I Ilie lie He says sas that thal charity charlt deferred Is a menace to 10 the tho soul i Watch Vatch out robbing drummers List now with bitted breath t l For FOI punishment to yon ron will ho bo I Doled out before your our death I IP P S It urge and electric lIght JI bill I collectors also t lake notice lice I 1 New Version Verlon of Old Heart Throb Curfew It must ring tonight i Says Dr Eph Gowan t k Wo Vo live under a wicked blight ht The Tho foot fool pad prowls the town lown ling out oh bell beH your warning hurl illi cle clear l nee might A warning to our boys and sirls r I Curfew it shall rIng tonight Parents know your our child chU says Gotan GO an Teach them of the paths or of In their things Teach there them of the Saviours Do not let thoin stay out oten In the tho range of sight r f Enforce ord I nance or of tho city I I Curfew I t must ring tonight 1 |