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Show Mr. Wlnalow's Boothia eymp fee Cklldrea tavvbiss, wilteaa the sum. rmlur laflataaaia Uaa.U7a pa,m,eurM wloa ooilcJta a brtUba The man who falls In love with a woman at sight by moonlight may fall In another direction by sunlight. Coughe vaniah in a night. IVan'a Mentholated Mentho-lated Cough I)roa souths the throat, ef-letting ef-letting a speedy cure ee at ail DruggiaU. Only a smart man can tell the truth so truthfully that even a Jealous woman wom-an can't tangle him up. Naturally. "I tell you I saw stars in that train collision." "No wonder; wasn't it telescoped?" Too Optimistic. "1 will yet see the time when the law is no respecter of persons." ,"Thtn you'll be In the asylum. Equivocal. "What did llla do about this osculation os-culation proposal of Harry's?" "She was immediately up in arms about It," Mild Dissipation. "His wife I rather strict with him, ehr "Judge for yourself. Two picture shows an evening la all she'll stand for." She Might Be Near. "What makes you think be Is a married mar-ried man?" "He looks around In such a scared and apologetic fashion whenever a woman gets near him." Not His Wife. "Did I not see you talking to your wife last night V "Nope; If It had been my wife I would have been listening, not talking." talk-ing." Houston Post. Marks on Life's Pathway. Wife We have been married twelve years, and not once have I missed baking you a cake on your birthday. Have I. dear? Hubby No. my pet I can lookback upon thoae cakes as milestones in my life. |