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Show Wit and Humor Love in a cottage beats jealousy in a brown stone front. The "Bernhardt pudding" is the latest. A sort of dessert of Sarah, as it were. - Yonkers Statesman Down in Georgia it is getting so that to call a man colonel is to insinuate that he is one of the common herd. A printer's wife always puts the baby in "small caps." -N.Y. News. After a short . the primer succeeds the small caps. Madison, Wisconsin, sports a lackadaisical merchant called Garlick. In onion there is strength. -Andrews' Queen. When the dramatic critic wrote "she possesses a cunning chic" it came out "chick," and there was one less compositor. Every printer is a galley slave -Yonkers Gazette. Yes, and his wife is the gal he slaves for. -Boston Commercial Bulletin Fashion decrees that it is very bad taste to wear expensive jewelry on the street. Probably fashion has pawned its watch and chain. "Mark where he stands" -as the shoemaker said to his assistant, while taking the measure of a customer's foot. -Journal of commerce. A Chicopee, Mass., small boy declined to eat soup at dinner, the other day, on the ground that he "hadn't any teeth that were little enough for the soup." |