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Show 'i' 0-' I The nun v,nn nclUnif on tlio crest Of sleopy woodlnnd In the went, When Juno uhil I, one, surnmpr day, Went out to piny at rnklnK linS'I The, farmer laughed nnd 'ald, "VounK man, You'ro luto to Rather hay or tant I fear tho harvest you will Kleun Will be quite spaTue nnd. short and mean!" Hut In the ftunxct, raking hay, 1 won a woman's heart that day, And ns the orb sank down to rest, We watched It In the ((lowing west! No farmer, tolling In the sun. U'cr reaped u harvest like this, onc! A woman's heurtl A woman's yes! Ah, thnt wns wing some, t guess) -HYUON WILLIAMS, p ' , ' . Tickle Grass. An old mnld never lias to sit up to let in a man who-can't And the keyhole key-hole it -it it ) Not every man can get to congress by wenrlng a high hat and a Princo Albert coat.' it it When I get rich enough I nm going to choko tho alarm out of evory clock In my house. it it it It Is better to bo a man of ono Idea than to bo a man with a lot of them that won't work. it ir it I wonder somotlmcs If the writers who toll us to be Joyful, ever practice what they preach? it it it Uofore I get to St. Peter I would 11W to know what kind of a Janitor he has In tho golden house. it it it An old maid who 'keeps a parrot that can swear, demands to know why she should have a man around! v it it it Thero Is qlways plenty of troublo to talk about, just as thero Is enough Joy If you caro to converse of that. it it it Tho follow of whom everybody speaks woll never gets very far In this world. It's tho fighter who wins. it it it "Do hnppy If you have only a cent," says ono- scrlbblor. Sure! And bo five times as happy If you havo flvo cents! v Idle Thoughts. Better begin standing In with tho Janitor. May bo ho will let you dig some fish worms In the back lot!' it it it A mnn who can rock tho cradlo with ono band and button his wlfo's waist with tho other Is a great matrimonial success. & it it Ono of tho funniest things about a girl Is how sweet sho can look In tho evening nnd how uncanny In tho morning! it it it Not (ivory man; can break n colt, but almost' any wbmnn can break a man, nnd somo of them'can break him double financially, and to wear a halter. it it it Tlio poor man who gets a lot of enjoyment en-joyment out ot,a garden Is for happlor than tho dyspiptlc financier who can buy his own vegetables without missing miss-ing tho money. it it it When n muu buys a hat his wlfo doesn't like, ho niorely smiles sarcastically sar-castically and holds her tongue. When n woman buys a hut hor husband hus-band doesn't like, ho fusses about It ovory time fiho wears It If It lasts three years! . She KneAf thV Place. An Wderly matron traveling with a number of bundles, who -wum Journeying to u point In Wisconsin nnd occupied a seat In the middle of the car had fallen asloep. On th seat In front of her sat a little boy, Tho brakeman opened the door of the our and called out the name of tho Htatloii tho train was approaching, Tho elderly lady roused herself with a Jurk. "Where ro we, JlohbyT" she asked. "I don't know, grundinu." answered the; llttlo boy. "Didn't the brakeman iay something Just nowT" "No; bu Just stuck bis bead In the door and sneezed," , . "Help 7iie with these things. Hobby!" ' she exclaimed, liurrledly. "This Is Osbkosh, It's where we get oft." Andrews (Mich.) Record. -HYItON WILLIAMS. |