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Show THEIR FIRST DISAGREEMENT. How Brl.lal Couple Fell Out Over Their Ureitb fiint .Menu. There was a newly married couple at one of the i.owii-tmvn. hotels the other day. says the Washington Post, and they were as dead in love with eah other and as anxious to let nobody else find it out as such people usually are. Hi was all attention, and tiie waiter noticed when they came to dinner, which was the first meal served after they reached the hostelry, that hv ordered everything she did. She wanted her beef well done, and so did he. She ordered a glass of milk ami rye bread, and he immediately did likewise. When she took a sip of the fluid lie followed suit with gallant alacrity, and a man with half an eye could h ive seen that he was drinking her health every time. When they were through and had left the room the waiter remarked to the star boarder under his care that "Oey wuzn' no useter gib sech fokes two sets er deeshes. Uey dess et de same stuff, an' nrter had wun plate betwi.v um." The star boarder happened to be at breakfast synchronously with the devoted twain next morning. They ordered everything alike until it came to eggs. "How huz yer want yer aigs?" queried the waiter. "Soft boiled," replied the sylphlike bride. The groom struggled manfully with himself for a moment or two. and then grew red to the roots of his hair. "(iiuime mine fried on both sides," he said with a great effort. A big pair of blue eyes looked at him reproachfully across the table, while he discovered something interesting inter-esting in the butter dish. Then she sighed. It was their first difference, and she let him know that she resented it. |