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Show ON LOVE. AND MAPniAGE. A tiro up of YVtlt.v rurtirupli- ilh-ctd liy Al the UdU-V Collide. Mi.s Joy-Mad- Ain, Mr t'onier hiiH cotue ro ttiko me fur a drive; may I gof "Vou know, Miss Juy, this rulea of the eollego do Lot allow it unlwn you are ca- gitgud. Are you tMignired tu Mr. Foster:''1 MlM Joy (doiibtlnllyj N-o, bill it yo;l ; will let me tfu I ahull in hx tho time we n.-t ; buck. Kagllsth 1'aper. Old Ulchfcllow fdepenitely) If ynu re-fane re-fane me, what in thuro lett for ine to dti'f Swi?ot (.iirl Well, I rent Lliu otiior day about a rich mini wlm made his u ill in (iivor of tlio wiimaii wiiu rvtu.-.cii him und 1 then went nut and liunj biiusv r. l'-i it Journal I'our Hire ! Two friends are conversing. "Tnk iny advice nud get, married." "I have a horror of perpetual slavery." "Ah, my dear buy, if you could only find it wife like mine -so good, bo kiud, bo aiTuc-tlouate, aiTuc-tlouate, bu diivoted." j " Widl, then, I'll wuittlll Hhe'B a widow." ! lngli-h ICxchaiige. A girl who h;id reeeived a declaration of love in u typewriter letter replied that arte was "not to lo wooed by machinery. I It doesn't put an arm around you uutl ymi don't feid anytldruf, you know. on can't ' tell positively wliethor anything haa haj- 1 peued or not when it mLin place by post." j Tho ArnsteriUiuuienj I Moiher Well, Katie, you havo hadquii-e j a lively chat wiili t he young barrister. Has I he (lei lured himieirnt Isal? I Ratio Y-e-s; you nee, ma, all tho time he was smoking his cigar ho kept pulhiigrings Into the air, and 1 um purfecUy sure he intended in-tended that, as a covert allusion to the engagement en-gagement and woddiug riugH. Leipzlger Nuchrlchteu. |