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Show Bugs ark not always flies, nor "minors" always men, or we'd talk with you, child jifiner. HOW MANY TURKEYS haVC tum- cd up their toes this week to whet the fastidious palates of a fowl-loving public? Heaven only knows. The editor oe the American Fork Independent refers to himslf as the ghost of his own sanctum. Wonder if ''it" came from heaven or or or , The last dime mine ot La Plata has doveloped a large body of galena ore. The strike must have been made in the nick of time. Wasatch Wave. Don't you think it was rather made in the time of Old Nick? The newspaper men of central and southern Utah are about to . effect an organization for mutual benefit. That's a good id ex, sure. What's the matter of the northern "boys" doing likewise? Moscow ltoABTs of a yon ng lady who 1 is so modest that she retires to the next room to change her mind. Idaho Ex. Pooh! that's no thin'. What do you think of the Covin nc damsel who was so ashamed of the bare j legs of her piano that she modestly : encased them in some charming pantalets'? It's a funny, funny fact, but nevertheless a true one, that every paper in the Territory which commented com-mented favorably on the recent improvements im-provements in The Bugler was either Republican or Independent in politics. Glance over the list: the Democratic organs arc "out of ' sight." j The Payson Enterprise is authority author-ity for the statement that a young man is going out to Helper, a small place on the Rio Grande Western, to start a paper, and that the town is made up of five or six section men, a yellow dog and a prospect for existence. We have no end of brave youths in the glorious West. There must he a ''whole lot" of locating of mines g'dng on in this vicinity. The location notices for stile at The Bugler cRiee are going like wild-lire. Just keep mum a little while and the valhys will ring and the earth tremble wit li the grand reports of pending rich mineral discoveries. There arc valuable mineral deposits hidden in our neighboring mountains, and thev must and will be found. I The Price Teleouaph says this : week 100 spring mat tresses and 2 XI pillows were distributed to tho Indians. Bel insido of a month the reservation can't b ast one of these modern civiii.:ers. The red man will "swap'1 'em all oil" for blankets, guns and marbles. The very i lea of an "injun" sleeping on a soft mattress with his head swallowed uit in a downy illow! Preposterous! |