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Show f-- rry a THE BINGHAM NEWS .. .' , J That the above poem may fit the conditions of most of the old trout streams of the state. That Judge E. E. Dudley In elo-quent language on Wednesday last advised parties to quit making family troubles. That no place of business can be a success when it has an appearance of an orphans hoove, That little minds like weuk liuuors are soonest soured. That as long as joy-ridi- is so cheap we can hardly expect to see people settle diwn to business. That she had her hair cut and took a cold. That seven per cent is pretty weak "moon" we imagine, yet he had to pay fine. Did It Ever Occur toYou That the vacant apartment has no I interest for him now that the grass widow is taking her vacation. On her return her name will once more appear in print. ' That nobody cares much what you believe so long as you don't irritate him by discussing it, but there is a bunch of the neighbors who are ing to tell all. It would make a good story when published. That we don't try and impress others with the idea we are something we can't be. That some "copy" had to be gotten in early last weekfor what reason. That a philosopher doesn't care whether a thing is really so or not as long as he can prove it That there are son places still left in Utah to visit regardless of what others may write about the glor-ies of the scenery outside of the state. That the ISIS Theatre with its vaudeville will be the leading show at-traction of Bingham, when it is open-ed. That Ladies of Bingham are advis-ed to look for the "SIGN OF THE PEACOCK." That Darrow couldnt make a monkey out of Bill. That the iceman is always a wel-come visitor these days. That its better to talk of coal strikes in the summer than in the winter. That we are not anxious to see earthquake heads in the Salt Lake papers. California is welcome to all of them. That some of the boys will go to Salt Lake, tomorrow to meet "parson" Simpkin who will be at his old stand at the Phillips Congregational Church. - That the more a dirty pond is stir-red the more it will stink. That a Chicago man gave his wife up to his best friend thereby making an enemy out of him. i That there are many barbers who a wish that men would follow women's ways and get their hair cut. jj n That if Bingham people are anx-j- l ious to see a good picture show the GEM is open from noon where you can keep cool and enjoy a good pic-ture. That California may brag of it? beauties but take in one of our bath-- j ing revues and be satisfied. That truth is stranger than fiction, and sometimes more decent. That it is easy to believfe in evolu-tion when you observe some sons of some fathers. That the Utah-Ape- x can raise some flowers in its territory. That when she said she was "Yearn-ing," it didn't seem she was fibbing a bit. That real editors attended the con-vention of the Utah Press Associa-tion. ,.' That nothing can be gained by sen-seless argument and hasty conchisi-ion- s. That anticipation still continues to furnish the best part of a vacation. That too many people mistake the stubbornness of their prejudices for the courage of their convictions. That Jack still takes in the races, and is anxious still to demonstrate his efficiency as a judge. That in the country calves are kept in the pasture, but in the city they are out in the open now as the short sox don't reach that far. That the best way to get down to work is early. That out of the three sisters one fellow dare not give an opinion as to the most capable. That when the wife is away on her vacation the old man does the best he knows how, to dirty every dish in the house and set them in the sink. ; . , . .; That females should not be held re-sponsible for the morals of males. .,,' That for the benefit of the patrons of "Shady Rest" we append the fol-lowing verse: "About the rod and line. .. There was a fish for every hook, And angling then was fine; But if Ike Walton lived today ; ' He'd hear past any doubt: This stream was one a peach, they say, . . But now it's all fished out." t Spokane and the Ohio State Faiir. Tlme hundred people are Ufted in the caat, A beautiful ballet from Chicago Civic Opera, 10 Circus Acts, Baiwl of 35, 50 Horses, and a Gorgeous dis-play of Fireworks are all included in the gigantic production. Cleopatra is the name of the production which de-picts t3ie spectacular career of the famous Egyptian Queen, whom have dubbed the "Serpent of the Nile. Fireworks Spectacle At Utah State Fair The Utah State Fair grounds will he the scone of the presentation of the mammoth fireworks spectacle Tuesday, August 4uh.. Not since the Last Days of Pompeii war presented in this city twenty years ago has a fireworks spectacular pro-duction visited this city ami the Fair management secured this attraction for five nights only starting August 4th breaking their jump between Proper Nailt tor ShikgU$ ' One of the most commonly neuleWed fesiures in shingling roofs Is the wat- - ter of nails. Good zinc-coate- d nails hIwh.vi should be used for wooden !lnnlps. It Is folly to attach a high-trad-material, like the best wooden Hhlngles, wltb cheap Iron nails which will rust out In a short span of years und allow the shingles to work loose. Exchange. LARK MERCANTILE GENERAL MERCHANDISE FRESH AND CURED MEATS i' 1 JARK, UTAH Ladies of Bingham When you visit in Salt Lake take out a Hot Home Cooked Meal packed ready to serve when you arrive in Bingham. PRICES REASONABLE Our Meats and Vegetables are the best Package Grocery and Delicatessen 77 E, 2nd South Salt Lake City, Utah A few yards West of The Stage Line Office Eg ALL SIZES OF FRUIT gj 1 JARS From 50 Cents Si . Per Dozen S P KITCHEN CABINETS ffl W, Hoosier and other makes sg H From $12'.50 f p 250 MIRRORS. Different ffi ijj Sizes. Bankrupt STOCK S From a DOLLAR Up I ONE SLIGHTLY 1 i USED CASH m p REGISTER 'i M THREE SCALES I RANGES I H 1 Monarch ,. jS 1 Home Comfort if 5T-- 1 Majestic, m Anywhere! and everywhere this summer if you take along Victroli 50. It ic small, sturdy, compact, carried in one hand like a suitcase, i Plays any Victor Record, any time, any place, with true Vic-- . trola quality and aniazing volume. I Bingham and Garfield Railway Company Through Daily Package Ctfr Service from Salt Lake City is operated in connection with the Union Pa-cific System. Semi-weekl- y iced refrigerator cars In 'summer and heated refrigerator cars in winter . are operated for convenience of patrons receiving ship-ments of perishable freight. , T. II. PERLEYWITS. A. W. MALY, Asst. Gen. Freight Agent, Agent Salt Lake City, Utah Bingham, Utah CHURCH NOTICES L.D. S. CHURCH " Sunday-schoo- l, 10:30 a. m. Evaning service on Sundays, 7:80 p. m. Primary, Monday afternoons at 2:30. Priesthood meeting on Mon-day evenings at 7:00 p. m. Relief Society meets on Tues-day afternoons at 2:00. Sacrament Meeting on Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Copperfield Sunday School at 10:30 a. m. Everybody cordially invited to attend. See Us Before You Go on That Trip M. L. JAMES The Up-to-da- Store New Wasatch ! Hotel 'Sunshine in Every Room" j For accomodations like home, stop at j 78 WEST BROADWAY j SALT LAKE CITY j JSCPVICIl Service that simply must be j MEANS EVERY rendered with the utmst cn-DETA- IL ATTENDED "w! "' TT TH .'iSllDIMP do ,1m... . . I relieve you of worriment. O'Donnell & Co. FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND EMBALMERS Bingham Canyon Phone 17 Main Office, Salt Lake City. Phone Wasatch 6461 and other popular makes g DISHES and Cooking B Utensils at Prices to Fit Any Pocket Book in p BINGHAM &j I VeBuy J Some of 1 the Best I of; Goods I 'from p Holy Rosary Church, Bingham Sunday Masses: Every Sunday, 10:30 a. m. First Sunday, 9 a. m. Copperfield Second and fourth Sundays 9:00 a. m. Sunday School after Mass. Rev. John Lamb, Pastor. MAGICAL SUPPLIES Latest and Best in Sporting i Goods of all Kinds Magic Dice, Miss or Pass New Bee 67 and Bicycle Cards for Entertainments Joker's Novelties, Carnival Sup-plies Stage Make-Up- s, Amuse-ment Devices, Photos from Life, Semi Nude MOAB NAVAJO NOVELTY COMPANY 135-- 7 Regent Street Salt Lake City Utah Phone Was. 2753 FLOWERS For Every Occasion Wedding, Birthday and Dancing Parties a Specialty Funeral Designs At Moderate Prices Mrs. JAMES NERDIN 358 Main Street Phone 310 TOWN (OFFICIALS OF BING-HAM CANYON Dr. F. E. Straup, President. F. W. Quinn, Clerk. Board Members, Dan Fitzger-ald, R. H. Kenner, Art Soren-se- n and C. L. Countryman. Town Marshal, W. F. Thomp-son. Night Patrolmen, John Mitch-ell and Si Jones. Attorney, A. C. Cole. Water Master, Wm. Robbins. Health Officer, H. N. Standish Ireopie ,1 S St 1 m STOP AT THE Modern Hotel Neat, Clean and Home-lik- e. 530 Main St Phone 170 pnes$tMi I Bingham State Bank BINGHAM, UTAH OFFICERS L. S. Cates, Pres. Sherman Armstrong, 1st Vice Pres C. E. Adderly, Vice Pres. Arthur M. Thomas, Cashier LADIES , If you want your HAIR taken care of Right Call at EDITH and ELAINE'S BEAUTY PARLORS 289 Main Street Phone 264M to 100 Per Cent M 150 I 1 - Co. g Street 461 k Phone 99 When in Salt Lake stop at THE ALTON HOTEL Modern Clean Quiet Rates: $1.00 day and up Sam Lyte, Manager 138 South State THE STRATFORD HOTEL 169 East Second South St. Salt Lake City, Utah Private and Public Baths Quiet and Respectable REASONABLE RATES ; Mrs. E. Powers, Manager |