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Show ' .... ...... THK RTWHWAM TVTP.WS. WTOfiHAM TTTATI - . " ' bmmM i IN BUYING ASPIRIN ALWAYS SAY "BAYER" Look for tha Nam "Bayer" on Tab-let- s, Then You Need Never Worry. "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" can bo taken safely for Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-bago, Rheumatism, Joint rains, Neuri-tis, and Pain generally. ' To get quick relief follow carefully the safe and proper directions In each unbroken package of "Mayer Tablets of Aspirin." This package Is plainly tamped with the safety "Bayer Cross." The "Bayer Cross" means the gen-uine, world-famou- s Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over twenty-on- e years. Advertisement Satisffes' the sweet tooth ' and aids appetite and digestion. f Cleanses mouth and teeth. J A great boon to smokers, relieving hot, dry mouth v Combines pleasure and 4rJ benefit Don't miss the joy of the yMm new WRIGLEY'S the sugar-coate- d peppermint tid bit! 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Make them your everyday toilet preparations and have a clear skin nnd soft, white hands. Advertisement The Boy Who Started to Town With a Hundred Dollars The advice they gave him for getting aWiEtW r on m e worW was simple and familiar eRrViVCw enouSh: "Keep what you have, and JramSft' LhMMk build on it Be careful what you do and mwM0 ft Crow into inore.w , lt'3 a safe rule with money or health, but a good many overlook rule with S 'ft ferSiPM health' 1115111 they have lost what they had. SP Then il's hard to get a new supply. Postum is a splendid help in sav-- and it's free from any disturbing' j ing health from the very common element. rS,&htfeS J0SSeamPO3tUmto- - ' heroussystemanydoctorcan for anybody to follow. "Save what Thousands of people who think vou have, and build on it," is sound it wise to be as careful of their policy for everybody. health as they are Of their dol- - Postum com., in two forma: In.unt Poetnni lars are users of Postum. They hnd thlS famOUS Cereal beverage krgSer bulk,Jfor thoSse who p?refer u1nu.ke tho.f a delightful drink with any meal, SgrVonutli' ft tj Dostum for Health " There's a Reason" 1 Made by Poetum Ceraat Co Ine, BatUe Creek, MUh. 'I 9 Spring It, Bill! "Why Is Bill going around with a grin on his face?" "Because he has a langh up his sleeve." QUR COMIC SECTION pAj i ' . : i'-f- L, Battery : : . C W COW M6K B 1 v Well Informed. "Grace Is very versatile." "Yes. She knows the business of all her friends." Judge. Hi Rfmember 111 . HOW W6 USED TO RUN TO THE : " IP TO PRESERVE HISTORIC PEN That Used by Secretary of State Hughes on Important Occasion i In Care of D. A. R. The flagstaff penholder used by Sec-retary of States Iluglies in signing the treaties agreed upon by the delegates at the recent conference on the lim-itation of armament In Washington will he preserved to posterity In the custody of the Daughters of the Amer-ican Revolution, probably In Memorial Continental hall, where the treaties were signed. The penholder Is, made of native woods from 28 states and territories, and Is decorated with miniature flags of 28 nations, Including the nine nt the conference and several of the allied powers In the World war. The woods wore collected and fash-ioned Into a penholder about 14 Inches long by David Fairbanks of Chicago. Two small pieces of wood used In If s manufacture are of special his-toric Interest. The section of rot ton-woo- d from Michigan was taken from a tree standing on the ground where the old Indian chief, I'ontlac, fought his last battle with the British In 17C3, and the piece of red cedar from South Carolina camo from a tree planted by the statesman John C. Cul-hou- n. DIDN'T GET THAT SOVEREIGN Probably Jenkins Is Ready to Admit That Glue Had Remarkably Good . Sticking Qualities. Jenkins, who hnd gone to the shop sold evervthiii'i to inu'ke a fev purchases, happened to notice a sov-ereign lying on the floor a whole,. ' round, "golden cngle. Quivering with excitement and glancing cautiously round to see that no one was watching blm, he dropped quite accidentally, of course one of his gloves n top of the coin. Then, bending, he proceeded to pick up his glove; hut the coin did not accompany It. it remained where It was upon the floor. He made a second attempt to get hold of It, but with the sainq " result. As he was contemplating the wf dom of a third endeavor, a shopwalker approached him and said : "Good eve-ning, sir I May I be allowed to shove vou a bottle of our famous liquid gluel As, no doubt, you ere aware, Its stick-ing powers " h - Rut Jenkins had fled. London Ar swers. ' ' ' rj""" PIPE NOW ORNAMENTS WALL Indiana Man Has No Further Use for It as a Medium for Enjoying Quiet Smoke. An Indianapolis man whose work keeps him In office all dny long oc-casionally finds recreation In doing bits of odd Jobs In woodworking. For three montliB he worked at spare times, and ns the spirit moved him, at fashioning a Chinese pipe. Finally he finished the Job and took It to a painter for the stains, filler and var-nish. The painter did a good Job, nnd the pipe was a beauty to behold two feet long, brass knob and shaped bowl. It looked like n mandarin's fa-vorite. He took the thing home ond In a sort of a ceremonial rite filled It with his favorite tobacco, fired It up and drank deeply of Its dream stuff. Deeply and dream stuff Is right, be-cause about half an hour later he lay sprawled unconscious on the floor of an upstairs hull until his wife revived him with cold towels. Now he knows all abont the effects of the volatile substances In paints and varnishes. He also has a beautiful Chinese pipe, smoked once, bunging on the wall. You never can tell. Even when some people lend a hand they make a poor fist of It. Beastly. f. ' "Whot beastly soap this Is." "Just so. You have the dog son' Henry." Louisville Courier-Journa- l. It's all right to speak well of the dead, but the widow who marries a second time needn't rub It In. Yon are right. Mary Jane; today J as tomorrow yesterday. 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