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Show 4 rhurBday' My 1?. 1928 THE BINGHAM BULLETIN. BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH f Wilce Quits as Grid Coach y ;: Tt JOHN W. WILCE, for 13 I 1 years director of football : S at Ohio State university, V las tendered his resignation to the !! university athletic board to take V effect In June. 10LD. He plans to Wilce'a probable successor. Pro- - : fessor French said. J A graduate of the University ot Wisconsin, where he starred in ;: football, basket ball and on the J crew. Doctor Wllce onme to Ohio W !! enter the practice of Died- - ; Iclne and also to tearh. :J Ti.e athletic board ae- - ;: eptrd the resignation ij; 'with sincere regrets." In 'd so doing the bourd adopt- J-- ed a resolution praising j; Doctor Wllce and recog- - p nlzing "his long, faithful ji and conspicuous service." ; Dr. Wilce again will be $ head coach of football J,; uext full according to his . :J resent plans. i; Prof. Tlvs. E. French, chairman of the athletic . .&S ;,..' Dr. J. W. Wllce. State university la the J spring of 1013, the year ;; after Its admittance to j the western conference. 5i He succeeded John It J Klehards. also of Wis consln. J Doctor Wllce promptly introduced spring prae-- ; lice and began the do-- !! relopment of Intramural :: athletics at Ohio State. J Football teams which had ! the good fortune to be J produced under his dlrec-- ;! Hon attracted wide at- - $ ;; board, sa!d Doctor Wllce would have t complete charge of footbull next !; fall and that , he would not con- - J tiuue on the caqipus merely In an j! advisory capacity. The athletic J board has not yet considered Doctor ,N "- - " - V""" teutlon almost from the very outset H In 14 campaigns, excluding the $ unofficial war season of 1013, Ohio H State university . teams under his direction . won 60, lost 28 and tied, H 3 games, the football records show, v " ' - -- - :; .. ...............v..o t i I Baseball Picked as Most Popular Sport 1 They recently took a vote at X T Princeton to decide the most T popular sport at this season of 2 J the year and baseball came first T Baseball was picked over golf 2 and track athletics, polo, tcnnlg J and rowing. 2 2 On top of that, baseball Is the 2 leading Intramural sport at liar- - 2 2 vard. J It Is one of the few things on 2 which I'rlnceton and ' Harvard 2 J agree as far as sport Is con-- cerned. 2 - 2 I Girl Chums Elope ; f Husband$ Roommates Boston. Two girt !. chums, $ Dorothy Kimball of West New- - g ton and Jacqueline Abbott of Crookllne, stole a march on their S & friends and eloped to New York g secured marriage licenses and S were married In the Little J Church Around the Corner Their husbands are also chums j and roommates. () The Kimball girl, daughter of f Mr. and Mrs. Mark Kimball ot 212 Chestnut street. West New- - ton, was- - married to Frank R j Connel), Jr. it 24 Walker street. S Cambridge. He Is a native of $ Minneapolis and a graduate of w ft the University of Minnesota. & The Abbott girl was married to $ Charles B. Flndlater. a student $ at the harvard school of archl l . lecture. She Js the daughter of & Mr. and Mrs. Phillip S. Abhott of Longwood Towers, Brookllne. ffl g Miss Abbott Is a rraduateof W the Choate School for Olrls qj The Aviator Absolute dependability, is aviation's first law and that is why I use dependable Champion Spark Plugs. 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Is the only major college pitcher to achieve a noOiit, no-ru- n game this season and has already caught the eye of several big league teams. ! IsTHIRTY : the lwove ' rZf, Juan J. MonUfue m borala Mam City, Iow. but soon ttiitratmi to Ortfon. WhiU h Arttur Bru,b"uw i hthiki MofokmUtogtdilOorri.aolniw.&hI ! avOTtum which muhed fa Mr. Mot. tagut canine to New York. That wu th. bestonliif f imum fa th. Mrrk f th HMrtt orranlaUoti. durint which period MonUfU. wu mtint Utor ot th. N, tin daw und., beadin, b. hlU oriln.t. Tn,,h Pe,,r M covd U th bit (torict, windint up with th, , Whn Jimm, miMd from th. tJ.rt orrulatioa b. bran tuocioUd with wp.p., .rBdlctfc a ddito I. thi, b. writes (or th. Sunday paptr a wthly humor. out itorjr, and fa bit spar, tim turn out a 7 dailr .ditorlaL H. fill, fa b, producfa, a i : McaflouU mataiina .tor,. Mr, Montacua tm I vtr thirty, and U marriwL By JAMES J. MONTAGUE I Thackeray accounted for a famous British general's popularity with worn-- j t en by explaining that he allowed them to give him money. There Is no de-votion comparable with that which Is t engendered by the bestowing of favors. I have known elderly theat-- j rlcal managers to bankrupt themselves trying vainly to make stars out of i their wives. And the more money they ; . lost - the more ardent became their j affection for the pretty little dumb-- ; s bells, who never , could learn to do J anything but" stand" still and look ; beautiful. j .If love means unselfish devotion ; and It ought to men who are past thirty are more capable of possessing H than men uhder thirty. And their capacity Increases as they reach ma-tur-yearswhich often are years of indiscretion. The youthful hus-band thinks a good deal about blm-eel- f. When bis "passions once have lost their brutal force," as Tennyson said In a mean poem he wrote about a girl who refused him, be begins to wonder what kind of a break he Is getting out of wedded life. He "locks out of the window" oftener than an older man does. De thinks tenderly of the girls he might have had. and Is prone to Imagine that they wouldn't have taken him as a matter of course so early In the game, and scolded him for leaving cigarette ashes around the house and spending so much time - on, the golf course. ; . Xfter that he begins to feel sorry for himself, and the fine edge of the romance Is over. But there Is some-thing almost mnternnl In the affection of a mon of more advanced years, and there is no greater love than mother love. He Is tansported to think that this lovely creature even though she were a spinster of thirty or more when he married her has really consented to let him give her flowers, and take her to the theater, and 'sit patiently around modistes' shopsf Swhile she tries on costumes. He thinks up little, surprises to de light her. He gets out of the weeklv poker event, and actually takes her around the golf course with him every day. I have yet to see a young man doing "that hiore'than a couple of tl'nes to a year. r' Most young men are fairly swollen with conceit " If, before attaining thirty, they have accumulated enough money to support a wife In reason-able comfort Such a man wants her to listen and understand Tiira when ; be brings borne the figures on the 1 balance sheet and tells her how the advice he gave the sales manager resulted In a record business for the year. He expects thnrshe will be thrilled with all the shop talk which 'i he can get no one else to listen to, i and that she will even remain at- - tentlve when he relates the struggles ; of his early youth. ' s ! And when she yawns through his .; conversation, suggests going out to the theater or the movies, he begins to think that he Is not appreciated, : and she Is no longer as beautiful vir as Intelligent in his eyes as she was In the days of the courtship. He may get used to her after that, and regard her with a sort of desperate tolerance, ' but It would be somewhat Inaccurate to term that sort of feeling love. The word "dote" means to love, and the word "dotard" means an old gentleman. Perhaps there Is some etymological connection between them. Anyway, men who get married, after thirty.-whil- e they are far more easily the victims of female fortune hunters, ire far less likely to try to break out of the trap. Rnd far more apt to glory In their fetters. When there Is a break it Is. usually due to the lady, for she Is always romantic, and seldom can help regret- - ting that she didn't meet John Barry-mor- e a little earlier. About women. I am not so sure. Nobody is. or ever has been. Yet I know of a numbet of them who have married after thirty, and who still, believe that lit-tle, ugly husbands have the physical attractiveness of a movie star, the strength of Gene Tunney, and the mentality of all the world's greatest thinkers Including philosophers-rol- led Into one. It Is the maternal In-stinct In them that makes them love the men they married. And men, born of women, Inherit maternal Instincts too. That is what makes them ar-dent lovers after thirty, provided they marry girls who do not try to boss them, but continue to be clinging vines. Far be It from me to enter Into an academic argument with such a schol-arly gentleman and profound thinker and observer as Mr. Will Durant. In default of equipment aH I can say Is that I believe he Is wrong. !J. by tba Bll 6,ndlctt. ID.) FEET HIS HANDS, TOES HIS FINGERS Defic$ Normal Limitation ot Mankind. " Berlin. Artist, Juggler and newspa-perman, Carl Herrmann Unthan Is one of the world's wonders, tOn April 5. he was eighty years old. During all this span he has been defying the normal limitations of mankind. ' ' For Herr Unthan was born without .arms,, seemingly condemned to. a lifii Of helpless misery. Instead of which the victim of chance has led a bril-liant nnd prosperous life. He devel-oped his feet and made them serve nearly all the purposes of bands. This elghty-year-ol- d cripple shaves himself, runs a typewriter with his toes, has figured on the variety stnges of the entire world, renowned as armless violin plnyer, Juggler nnd actor. Some years ago he was a famlllur figure In the United States. As he grew older he retired from the stage and since ttien has been ceaselessly active as a writer on theatrical subjects for various newspapers. When a Berlin reporter called upon hltn there hod been a small tragedy in the little flat where he has lived for many years with an old servant girl, I'epl, for the "gracious sir" had that morning cut his toe with a razor while shaving. Nevertheless, the re-porter found him sitting before his typewriter whose keys were clicking merrily under light blows of his mar-velous and prehensile toes. The re-porter shook the old man's foot and was motioned to a Chnlr, where hi sat nnd heard the entire story of this miraculous triumph of will over des-tiny. For at birth Herr Unthon's feet were no more adapted for hand work tbnn those of anyone else. ii -- Only One Ambidextrous - Pitcher in All Baseball , In all the years of professional baseball, there has never been but one pitcher wio could pitch with either hand, says Bor.eman Bulger, the vet-eran sports writer In the Farm Jour-nal , i Tom Mullune could do that thirty-fiv- e years ago. lie could be a right-hander or a cockeye at will, and was a good pitcher either way. An ambidextrous athlete one who can throw with either hand Is al-ways of Intense Interest to ballplay. era. Sentelle, a former third-basema- n and Inter umpire, had mastered the art pretty well. Being of supposedly Italian race, the more ignorant play-ers for a )on time nursed a belief that Sentelle carried a pistol or a stiletto In case he was challenged to battle, which, of course, was not true. One day Fred Tenney, a college man, noticed Sentelle practicing at third, throwing with either hand. "Oee, look at that," he exclaimed to his teammates; "thnt fellows am-bidextrous." "Bet your life he Is." remarked Bugs .Raymond, whose knowledge of big words was extremely limited. "That bird'll shoot you In a minute." vdiamondv Apick-ufs- A Eddie Weils Is the outstanding hurl-e- r In the Southern association again this year. c' ' t "s Y: Hus the American league declined or have the YanHs become . wonder-fully good? Another soft spot for the experts. !.?.,; Portlund has a new college player within Its ranks, signing Les Hnse-rot-former Occidental college infleld-er- . ' " -- Electors get the kind of govern-ment they vote for, and baseball funs get the brand of baseball they stand for. Al Nixon, veteran outfielder of the I'hlladelphla Nationals, has been sold to the Portland team of the I'uclflc Coast league. There Is some sentiment here and there Just to stop calling It the na-tional game and say "New York game" Instead. a a There Is one thing the Beds may be overlooking as they dash eagerly for pennant If they win they'll have to meet the Yankees. a a Elmer Yoter may never hit with the Cubs, but he's burning up the as-sociation. He's one of the leading hit-ters In the league. a a a Tom Nash, one of the University of Georgia's great football ends last sea-son, has reported to the New York Giants for a tryout. a a a Connie Mack Is the dean of all managers In the American league, while Johrt McGraw holds that honor In the National league. a a a ' The Cleveland Indians T announce the release of Pitcher Walter Brown to the New Orleans club of the Southern association on option. a a Jack Warhop,"who was with the New York Yankees for eight seasons until 1015 Is , now manager of the Spartanburg team In the Sally league. ! ; ; v Newell O. Morse, Berkelev, Calif., second baseman of the Michigan baseball team last year, has Joined the Danville .. team of the Three I league, i a a a The Boston Red Sox management has released on option Bob Cremlns, a right handed pitcher, and Bob to the Akron club In the Central league. a a a Larry Lajote once led the Amer-ican league In hitting with a ninrk of .320. A player whose average doesn't beat that these days Isn't reckoned a very great batter. a , a Andy Cohen, Glnnts second base-man, has a basehall background. His father was a ballplayer of no mean ability and onte received a trial with the old Bnltlmore Orioles. a a - Alfred Jones, pitching ace of the Gettysburg college team. Is due to Join the Philadelphia Athletics, ne Is rated as one of the best hurlers Get-tysburg has ever turned out. a a a Clarence Mitchell, veteran left-hand-pitcher of the Philadelphia National league cluh. rereived hi? un-conditional release. Mitchell has been with the Phillies since 1023. a a In 19()8 the Yankee team left home In first place for a road trip nnd lost twenty-tw- o games before returning home In last place. Nohody'll shed tea."s If they'd Repeat the stunt some time this year a a Bribe Ruth says It Is unjust to Mil ler Huggins to say that he buys pen-nants. Maybe so. Guess Hug didn't know that when he bought r.nhe he had purchased a flock of pennants, sealed, signed and d"llvered. a a a Marvin Nydahl, Minneapolis, for the past three years an rutstanding athletic star at the . University of Minnesota, has signed a contract to play with the Indianapolis ball cluh of the American association. . ., J. .. ;t f, , S tj i. - .i, r 4 , , , . t, Particular After MrWinston- - Churchllf had made his clever retreat on the kero-sene tax he met a Journalist In the lobby, ne stopped him, and said :"Oh, Mr. Blank, what are they saying in the press gallery about my speechV The Journalist suggested that perhaps Mr. Churchill might not like a truth-ful reply, but the latter Insisted. "Well," said the Journalist, "they are saying that you stood on your bead because you hadn't a leg to stand on." Nation and Athenaeum (London).. Indian Chief Is Fast o 'i'i Tie photograph shows Chief Fait Elkins, noted "Indian runner nnd na-tional decathlon champion of the Uni-versity of Nebraska, who has been training near New York city, for the Olympic games. The chief Is set, ready to go, , - Maimed Vet Kills Self - With Odd Contraption Kansas City, Mo. Mrs. Lucy M-inor removed a letter from her mail box recently. It was from her son, Har-ry Minor, a World war veteran, who had been a cripple for years as re-sult of wounds. "I'll be dead when you read this." the letter said. - l t,n ) Investigation revealed her son had followed 'a complicated" but '" highly methodical system of committing sui-cide. " Minor's "body was found In a sitting position In a rocking chair, a rifle bullet wound In his head. The rifle was supported on a pile of Clothing. From the trigger a wire ran to an Ice pick stuck In the wail, then to the rocker of the chair In which he sat. The rifle was aimed at his head as be sat in the chair and his rocking caused. a tension on the wire which pulled the trigger. Minor was a victim of shell shock and was paralyzed from the waist "down as the result of wounds received in action. His HI health and a recent separation from his wife are believed to have been the causes of his sui-cide. , jporffofes The average golfer walks about five miles In playing 13 holes. a a a The royal stable of England has won only two major turf events since 1000. a Golf Is Invading South and Latin America. A fine course has been con-structed at Bogota, Colombia. a a a I'enn State handed the University of Pittsburgh Its only major sports defeat of the year In a recent track meet. ' a a a Gene Turiney says he thinks col-leges and unlverrltles will supply many of our first-rnt- e heavyweights In the future. . '.';' Not since Jack McAuIIffe retired as undefeated .lightweight . champion in 1807 has an Irish-bor- n fighter held this boxing title. a An eastern boxing writer says Gotham fans marveled at Sammy Mandell's "poise,"?,; evidently a New York word for r"purse." f One ot Kftute Bockne's football as-sistants this fail will be John "Clip-per" Smith, who captained the 1027 eleven and played guard. ' ' , Judging by," the attendance at the recent Emunuel-McTIgu- e bout, the fever heat of the New York fans for boxers has considerably cooled. a a a Samuel M. Peacock, former presi-dent of the Middle States Lawn Ten-nis association, has been appointed manager of the United States Davis Cup team. a a a The Peun State lacrosse team failed to win from a single college opponent this season. The best the Lions could do against a college team was a tie with Syracuse. a a a Hans Hirsclifeld, a German athlete, recently established a new world's record for putting the shot in Breslau, Silesia. His mark Is 15,-70- 0 meters, or approximately 51 feet 9 Inches. a a a When played by the Indians year? ago, the goals in lacrosse were place I t miles apart now they are 110 yards from each other. Where once the field had practically no side boun-daries, it Is now 70 yards. a a a The title of the most unsuccessful team of the United States goes to Up-sal- a college of East Orange, N. J. which has a record of no points scored in seven games and 285 points scored against It Penn State's opponents In football for next fall will be the same as In 1028, with one exception. ' Notre Dame returns to the schedule, replac-ing New York university on the 1927 schedule. " - a' a a It Is understood that Mr. - Tunnej has Invited Professor Phelps to ofllel ate at his next pugilistic party, but II does seem as If they might get bar monlotiKly together pomewhere, some time, for a study of the ring and the book ' ' 1 - : .'V i. ' Tunney, to Hike Abroad With Thornton Wilder Gene . Tunney struck another blow for the literary championship of pugilists retently when It was an-nounced that Thornton Wilder, novel-ist, whose second book, "The Bridge of San Luis Key," won the 1028 Pulit-zer prize, .will accotnpnny him on a hiking trip , through Germany and France late this summer. Mr. Wilder Is sailing on the steam-ship Adriatic soon, and so will not see the fight between Tunnev and Tom Heeney for the world's chnrnplonshlp, July 20. but suid he would visit Tun-ney at Tunney's training quarters In Speculator, N. Y. before the fight He )aitB to remain 'n Speculator for a week. , The novelist, who is Instructor of French at Lawrenceville academy, is going abroad for a rest. He met Tun-ney in the South hist Christrtias and said he "admired hit very much." Burglars in Britain Average $3.50 Weekly London. Assertion by Sir William Greaves Lord. K. C, of Manchester, that the average Income of burglars In England Is only about $3.50 a week has started a dlscuslson throughout the country on the earnings of thieves. The police believe Sir William underestimates them. In making his estimate he allowed for the time the average thief or robber spends In prison. Detectives estimate that clever porch climbers and other burglars in the larger cities average perhaps $(W to $70 per week. The best paid are the crack burglars who rob homes of the wealthy. Con dence men are next. The poorest money getters are the pickpocket and the motor thief. The ordinary pickpocket, they esti-mate, makes $20 to $30 a week ; i j Heavy Flannels Worried Champion Tommy Armour . Tommy Armour, open olf cham-pion of the United States, rnd "Long 3m" Barnes, former Amer.'an and British champion, were discus-tin- the recent British open. Armour did not survive to the final play and said, be had no alibi for his failure except. "I played a rotten game." "The flannels got me, Armour said, "when I went over It was cold and raw and I wanted to be fit so I put on the heavy flannels and proceded to train In them. never wear anything but the other kind and they Just shook my system. "It's funny but tf the lenst thing Is out of plumb with what you are wearing It can throw you off your game. Those flannels Just destroyed my morale. Next time, and next year. I'U know better." Car Takes Flight j Itedding, Cullf. A high wind which raged over Itedding, swooped down on the automobile belonging to J. G. Stanley, - lifted It from Its parking space In front of his home and then deposited It practically undamaged In a nelghlwing yard 50 feet away. |