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Show THE BINGHAM BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH ' Thursday, January 19, 1928 Just ja Littlefe FOOTING THE FORMALITY After the elaborate ceremony the Wt'll-wlslie- were throwing the cus-tomary rice at the young couple. One eteited guest buttonholed the bride's father and demanded, "Have you any old shoes?" "Yep," replied the r, pa-tiently, "but, sh-h-- I'm wearing them." Divine Grandma After dinner we will go to church or go riding, which do you prefer, dearie! Little Helen Just as you say, grandma. Grundma All rlabt, we'll go to church. Little Helen (aside) The world la growing better. Knew Her A woman called at a department store to match a piece of goods. The clerk showed her the exact thing, but slle demurred. "I'll look nround a little longer," idie explained. "I told my husband 11 be ready In ten minutes, so he won't expect me for an hour." The Gentle Hunter "I don't see how Hopkins can go off hunting mid be a member of the S. P. C. A." "Well, you see, he Invariably uses blank cartridges." RMD REFLECT Virtue Is Its own reward. Many a fellow Is too good to tell a He, even to save a friend. Church work Interests some people heart and soul, but never quite reaches the pocketbook. For a while, at least, praying for a thing In a greut comfort to those who ore too lazy to work for It. Instead of representing the sprlng- - of the human race, ull we hear Itime the Garden of Kden Is the fall. Even the man who expects to be rewarded In heaven crowds up to the cashier's window in bis office on pay day. The pessimist may believe In heaven, but he is apt to have hlg sus-picion that It Is paved with gold bricks. The popular conception of a true Christian is a man who believes In eternal punishment for those who don't believe as he does. "The way of the transgressor Is hard," quoted the good deacon. "In ipite of the fact that It Is sometimes pretty soft," suggested the unregen-crat- e backslider. "Remember, my son, that life Is full of pitfalls,'' admonished the fond parent "les, nnd mony a man tum-bles over his own blulT," replied the worldly offspring. The Optimist "Us a mighty good plan to put your best foot forwurd." The Pessimist "It's also a good plan to hoLd the other one In reserve for a good swift kick." Exchange. PHILOSOPHICAL Talkers are not good doer?, be as-sured. S h a kespea re. There l one antidote only for coquetry, and that Is true love. De-luz- One man's word Is no man's word ; we should quietly hear both sides. Goethe. It Is the wit and polity of sin to hate tho.se we have abused. Conscience f. at most times a very fulthfiil iiiid prudent admonitor. heustone. Men are the sport of circurastunces when the circumstances seem the sport of men. lSyron. It Is very Indiscreet and trouble-some ambition which cares so much about fume. Longfellow. Nothing Is so easy as to deceive one's self; for what we wish, that we readily believe. Demosthenes. Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success . but through misadventure. A. B. Alcott Courage may be virtue, where the daring act Is extreme; and extreme fear no vice when the danger Is ex-treme. Ilohbes. PROVERBS ABOUT LIFE It is a great Journey to life's end. Life lleth not In living, but In lov-ing. Ue lives longest that Is awake most hours. The way to live much Is to live well retimes. Life consists, not In brent hing, but In enjoying life. As a man lives, so shall he die. I live, and lord do no more. A HQ Of IAMB fS. fOK DINNER, A, M'AA'M J c' t'fP GYooodu'allndfind it tasty Yy RIGHT, . IS cts, hasty! THERE'S A MINT OF ENJOYMENT to be found in a nice roast leg of lajnb. With the proper sauoe it will caper its way into your appreciation and put vim and vigor into your ( We're enjoying the steady growth of our business and promise to continue the sale of meats whose consistent quality we guarantee. BINGHAM CANYON MEAT CO. PHONE 5 hit Special Values to $8.00 Prices $1.45 - $4.95 Jack's Clothing Store Trade With Your Friend v zzzr - flX Bingham Merc Co. J RESULT The Big Siore j jQOOO STORES r YOU MOST COME EARLY FOR YOURS! r AwllfHlWASH DRESSES KSirl for Mies. Small "SJi L4r rnim Women. RegJ IB i A HfBlv Something Never Done Before! j jS'JyI Ten thousand stotes the country orw; or store in-- In I rTCafi eluded, joined hands to prepare THIS event Imagine, rt Z?qfeia ten thousand stores' requirements on ONE ORDER! lmIsIISI From the country's best looses came exclusive fabrics, illiiPI clever styles were epecially created, nd utmost econ- - inPSlsjil omies in manufacture and ctstribotioa effected. The fault Jin9100 Hr Values Certainly Beyond Compare J IQ3 III Here they are. Smart novelty Our only regret is there aren't J 111 prists and embroidered effect MORE, our Limited etock can't J I I weaves in a mode forever fig- - possibly last long the sninuto f I ll arc. a truly tub-fa- st color for wocaen who know VALUE III every taste. But notice, moot lay eyes on these dresses, So, l 71 REAL STYLE than you ever come EARLY. be among the f) before ssV in a wash dreas lucky ones who11 have the y t priced at cONETOLLAR. dresses wheaioAepojnahing MarthaWjDdeades KITCHEN COUNCIL A few economy secrets for Xmas may come in handy about now. Some of us are seriously wondering ho we ourselves and the family pocket-boo- k are going to stand the strain. Forget Xmas? of course we couldn't. The Xmas spirit of good cheer is dear to the hearts of every-one Of ua. But this is important if we want our gifts and our efforts to bring happiness to family and friends we must preserve our own good cheer. We mustn't feel all tired out J and "broke" when the happy day ar-rives. Remember the aying about the gift without the giver. The little extra cheer that goes with a g:ft however big or small is what really counts among friends. Have you ever thought of oven gifts a box of dainty ca'.:cs and cook-ies that you've baked yourself? Ab-solutely different from what you sent j last year and really not expensive at all. Such a gift box will be a wonder-ful surprise especially for friends who are away from their homes. Get a good stiff pasteboard box, a ' fancy one it you can with holly decor-ations. If you decorate one yourself give it a final coating of lacquer as a finish. Line it carefully and neatly with waxed paper ana tlicn n::ck it full. In the center of ih? box place a piece of holiday fruit cake or pound cake wrapped in gla:;Pd paper and tied with holly ribbon. A fancy little jar of pri served ginger or spiced honey or auy particular choice bit of something may be substituted for the cake and find a place in t!u center of the box. Wrap each different article in waxed or glazed paper. Each wi'.l k.cp bet-ter and look so interesting in a secret little packet tied with red. si!vi r or gold ribbon. Just pack the hoy full with two or three kinds of home-made cookies and candy. A few rais-ins, figs or dates can be used to fill in the chink3. Doesn't this all sound good? And making up such a box is just as tjntch pleasure as receiving one. For I'in-ishi- ng touches put in a few Ejrays of holly. If I can help you wi'.h a particular difficulty during the holiday or m ml you a recipe. Just drop me a hue ad- - , dressed to Martha Meade. Dir ctrr, rr Home Service Eureau, Spcrry tour Co., San Francisco. toureffl COMMUNITY CHURCH NOTES. SUNDAY 10:00 A. M. Sunday School. 11:00 A. M. Morning Worship. G:30 T. M. Epworth I.a.-u-e. 6.00 1'. M. Vfuper Service. ; SUNDAY SCHOOL. J Our Sunday School is growing; nicely. We have a class for every j age and an excellent corps of teach- - The doors are open at J : 30 A.I M. You will receive a hearty wel-come when you arrive. Get out of bed a little earlier and get acquaint-- 1 ed with us. KP WORTH LEAGUE. T1k Epworth League mets now :it 5.30 in conjunction with the regular evening service. Next Sunday eve-ning Misses Doris liark!.. nnd Carmei-T- a Tadenko will lead. VESPER SERVICE. The hour of our evening service has been changed. We now meet at 5;30 instead of 7:30. The Epworth League is In charge of the first half hour. Following this service the Vesper Services begin. Good finging. SPECIAL PROGRAM. T'. igirls of the Fhilathea class will present a beautiful pageant Sun-day evening, January 29th at 7:30. This program will be well worth your time and effort to attend. Save this date. There will be no Vesper Ser-- j vice on this "evening. SAYS THE OWL Some men who forgive their en-emies rub It Into their friends. Paradox worth noting is an old flume fired because he was too cold. Some people are never so happy as when they have bad news to tell. The greatness thrust upon us is sure to grate upon our neighbors. There's plenty of room at the top but most people have to walk up and slide down. Roughly speaking, the motor cop estimated the poor worm's pace at forty five an hour. Fulling from an airplane isn't so bad It's the sudden end of the trip that is so annoying. "Mustn't try to keep a good man down," said daughter. "No, not dowo at the beach," said mother-in-law- . CLOSE RELATION He Do I know Hicks T I should say so. He's a very close relative of mine. She I should say so. lie's even 1 closer than yon are. POINTED PARAGRAPHS The Ignorance cf a lawyer Isn't bliss for Ids client. Poverty may not be a crime, but it Is the cause of many. Stationers are about the only men who are able to keep diaries. The punch bowl tins been the direct cause of many an unfriendly punch. The tit of a small boy's trousers de-pends upon the size of the pockets. Ju.t because a man says nothing be Isn't necessarily a sawer of wood. Nil real hustler would give 2 cents for the things that come to those who wait. Few sins would be so popular If they were not so strenuously preached against A street car runs twice as fast when a man is trying to catch it aa It does when be Is riding In It It takes a hundred cents to make a dollar, but It takes more than a dor ' lar's worth of sense to make a mac We often wonder why" the man who in always boasting of the splendid positions offered him continues to hold down a small job. j OtiarthaChieadcs KITCHEN COUNCIL I . i DuyinK the daily food supplirs weekly will save many extra hours . for the things you like to do best. Tak a look into your pantry and you will find (bat the food stuffs fall into two classes, the thing you keep on hand or the staples and the per-ishable foods that oii buy every day or so. Isn't it annoying to run out of a thing like flour, or vinegar or va-nilla just at a critical moment? A good plan is to make a weakly check of all staples and keep a sufficient i supply always on hand. Tat start with make a list of the staples and pin it up somewhere, may-be on the kitchen calendar baking powder, flour, granulated sugar, pow-dered sugar, vinegar, soila, mustard, molusse, salt, pepper, paprika, spices (whole and ground), vanilla and other favorite flavorings, chocolate (ground or cake chocolate), shorten-ing, and canned milk. Maybe you have a few' other things you call staples that you can add to this list. Friday is fine day to go marketing. So many merchants have "Friday specials" ami it certainly pays ;o watch for them. Ons homekeeper says she saves enough every week to Imy a ticket lo the movies. Ways of keeping food stuffs make. a lot of difference too in the a:i!iu.ii to buy. If you have a good big l.uur bin you may buy family flour in fifty-poun- d sacks If you keep it in a can on the cabinet shelf with the sugar, lea. coffee and so on buy in d sacks. It is best to buy pastry or cake flour in small packages and empty it into a tin container. Keep Graham or Whole Wheat flour on hand in small quantities because these flours do not keep as well as white flour. Taking care of the more perishable foods such as fresh milk, eggs and but-ter requires extra time and maybe a trip to market In the middle of the week. But by planning the meals ahead yoa wont have to be wasting time running te the market several times a day. A standing order for milk to be de-livered each day works ont fine if you keep a supply of canned milk for emergenoies. Canned milk makes the boat kind of gravies aad sauces and puddings. Oread, too. can be ordered daily by planning meals ahead of lime. Of course there may be emer-gency orders when you want to make sandwiches for a supper, tea or picnic. Vegetables such as potatoes, aad all root vegetables can be kept several days in a cool storage ptace and save many trips to market. You'll bs sarprised how much time aad money yoa can save by system-atic baying. Anytime I can help you with marketing suggestions drep me a iiae AdJreJis Martha Meade, Home Service Biweaa. Sperry Flour Ce., Saa Fraaoesce. Married Man Know When trafllo lights ihow red, Tne thing; to do U stop, I know-- But when friend wife tees red The test thins to do Is go. A Joke for Father Girl's Father Well, young man, what can I do for you? ' Her Suitor to see U give assent to my mar-riage to your daughter. Father (of air daughters) Give a cent? Bless my soul, young man, take her and I'll make it a dollar. SENTENCE SERMONS What millions died that Caesar might be great I Thomas Campbell. Go put your creed Into your deed. Nor speak with double tongue. Emerson. The public! why, the public's noth-ing better than a great baby Thomas Chalmers. j v I called the new world Into exist-- , ence to redress the balance of the old. George Cannings. Fear not, little tlock ; for it Is your . Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom. Luke 12:32. Tame Game "Been on a hunting trip, eh I Did yon bag anytbinT" "Oh, I got some ducks." "Huh I I'M bet you didn't shoot 'em ; bought 'em, most likely." "I did both. Unfortunately, Just as I was putting them Id my bag, the farmer who owned them came along." THE APPROPRIATE FORM Cholly Dean me. Toe Just devoted t corn meal aa a food. She In the torn af uiwh, I sua poacT ABOUT TRUTH Truth seeks no corners. Truth la stranger than fiction. Truth lies at the bottom of a well. Trutba ao4 roses have thoras abeut taeas. Truth ts tratfc though spskea by an eneaay. Truth waU sometime break oat us-Iok-far. froth star be Maaed bat sfaM not be shaaw4. " K Provided Okrle have a right t dreas aa taer plaase, A ma Idea remarked with rigef. But soma af Uieeo lack the aery Aad aoene at them laeJt the Scare. ETERNAL FLAPPER The Seven Ages of Waaaaau The kafsnt The tfttfe 11. ' The mhw. The aang warn an. Tfca young meum. She yevjag waneas. Us yaoBg waaaai. LsoaSfMU v- - . t All it Not Loet "he has spread a let U Mes ahrva about Bier i It Is lac that she has oat spread , gee truth.- "- Bnaaoor, earfa. |