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Show An Irishman says he can see no earthly reason why women should not be allowed to become medical men. After family prayer, a few [unreadable line] asked, "How can God hear folks pray when he's far away?" Before the lady could form a suitable reply, a sunny faced [unreadable line] vehemently said: "I'll ??? he's dot [got] telephones a-running to every place." A Long Island Dutchman, in reading an account of a meeting in New York City, came to the words. "The meeting then dissolved." He could not define the meaning of the last, so he referred to a dictionary, and felt satisfied. In a few minutes a friend came in, when the Dutchman said: "Dey must have very hot wedder in New York. I ret an agount of a meeting vere all the peoples had melted avay. |