Show Mr Howard Blood 1 Director Ir Public Relations Mountain ln St St. T T T. Salt Lake City Utah bear Howard 1 I value your gout our friendship tremendously along with that of ot Jack Dalton who recently moved to Provo and Dean WIlliams who took bl his place place and and ce-and and especially e pe lally Mrs Muniz In the Ogden business j Office with whom I 1 just talked because I 1 couldn't remember Dean Williams' Williams name for sure euro Please advance her to chief supervisor super visor of ot su supervisors t I The reason I like Jack Dalton I especially well aside from the fact he Is a nice guy It Is the way he took care of the telephone number which my myon son and his wife wife Inherited when they moved Into Roy about 18 months month ago Strangers in town they didn't expect so many telephone calls calls calls- especially after midnight And It if Dud Bud answered the caller usually hung up But Dut It If my law daughter Gerl Geri answered the phone it was a different story Now this girl Is Isa Isa Isn a n very mannered gentle-mannered sincerely religious religions highly Intelligent re refined refined re- re fined nned registered medical technologist technologist techno techno- logist university graduate mother mother moth moth- er er or ot of my three granddaughters Frankly old chap she didn't understand what these throe after mid night customers of t yours were talking about Mabel Ill I'll be right down Hello Jello kid are you the one who wl mumble burp chomp chomp- chomp blare of juke box mumble burp burp bMp burp the cab cabdriver cabdriver dl driver e tol told i mo moab me ab about ut May belll Baby have you moved Why dont don't you answer answer your d door bell Speak to tome tome tome me sweeT d doll I All AU this and more some more rude to tender ears earn Th Those These e kids had t to aI answer the phone at all aU houra hours because relatives afar might be nt ill What did it U t mean mean- Strange l Str g as It k may y teem Seem em Ole Foxy Grampa got got the the an answer r. r Jack Jack Dalton helped f ab Mabel l. l tta had been moved out of town n by the h Ogden police pollee and n Bud d and Gerl Geri rl Inherited her numb number r. r Jack Dalton promptly changed chang d It I tested carefully Twice I called called call call- ed the old number Dumber Ea Each time there was hesitation then a little giggle and then a polite polte statement statement statement state state- ment with a suggestion of ot giggle I that the number had been changed chan to so and so You should be very proud Howard of ot the calibre of ot girls in your Ogden Exchange I give them thema a bad time and they dont don't seem to mind While Im I'm waiting I ask about the weather and they cheerfully cheerfully cheerfully cheer cheer- fully reply that all they can see is Iii a blank wall wan but when they came to work It was snowing I ask them If they're busy and they cheerfully reply that the man who made calendars should skip every morning until un tit til af after er 10 am a.m. I say I bet you cant can't geta get a circuit and she says how much you wanna bet If we have a long wait walt to Portland or DC D.C. I suggest to fill flU time that we play and she says deal em out This kind of ot nonsense mixed mInd in with strictly business 1 I dearly I love Howard and 1 t mean mun its it's I wonderful public relations There has been only one operator who preferred to pick lck her ber teeth I 1 believe she Is bilious and may be working her ber vacation At double tits tin e 1 t love 10 every one of ot those girls girl Mr Blood Be De proud of them Especially Mrs MunIz So now that Ive I've told you all the thenice thenice thenice nice things care to listen to what this I id Is leading to So far tar Ive I've been sincere Hereafter Im I'm kid with tongue In cheek like tho the man wall says But only h way half In cheek j Friday I had to call our mutual mu mu- friend Andy Anderson publisher of the Ite Ito flex Let me repeat the conver conver- verbatim after the connection con I II I have a a. personal call for Mr i Anderson at this address I Sorry Mr Anderson ls not here When do you expect him I have no idea Publishers always disappear on Fridays Can he be reached at another r number r Not to the best of my know- know ledge Andy will agree with you and me that this Is a a redundant redundant re reo d statement best re replaced replaced reo re- placed b by damfino bud Mr McConaughy you heard the report Yes operator thanks Please cancel Thank y you u sir There will be bea a ten ent service charge What for tor operator She was another of ot your good eggs at Ogden She tried to be loyal Well Wen you see sir the rules say we must enter a ten-cent ten service charge char on eri reports on personal personal personal per per- calls cans You mean It costs me mea a dime to learn that Mr Anderson Is not In that you dont don't know when hell he'll be back and that you dont don't know where he can be reached This Is I. a report charge By Dy now she was laughing With me me But Dut she was a little apologetic tic Im sorry s sr sir r. r I Just w work rk here These rules we must follow Now Howard you know you and I can go out and spend ten bucks apiece for dinner and entertainment entertainment en and have a wonderful time And never give it a thought except how we can show it on I income tax reports So how the almighty Hades can canI I resent the necessity of ot having havinga a sweet girl charge me ten cents I I for learning absolutely nothing Go ahead and ask me How cheap can c can 1 I and Mountain States be for tor fora I a a. a dime dime m Mac ac |