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Show A Cincinnati physician has a secret se-cret office bell, which he calls a "bore bell," and he says it is a great thing. When he is tackled by a bore, or when his lady visitors insist on giving him the history of all their relatives and their ills, the doctor's foot suddenly touches a spring, which rings the "bore bell,'' and in rushes a servant with an important message or a telegram. The visitor's tedious tale is interrupted and she or he leaves the office because the doctor is so busy, you know. The same message or telegram can be used a great many times, and the doctors callers never suspect anything. Tiie Denver Sun should stick to the truth, or else seek information before making assertions on which it kiows nothing. In the latter paragraph it is seeking, by false imputation, to keep alive old issues that people who are most interested are anxious to bury: Secretary Foster has ruled that hereafter polygamists shall be held to be in the debarred class of immigrants. This is calculated to interfere somewhat some-what with the work which Mormon missionaries have been operating so successfully for a good many years. They have been biinging annually a ircod many converts to their religion from Europe to this country. RErur.LiCAN sheets very generally denounce or poke fun at the third party movement, and the Solid Muldoon Mul-doon gets it back at them by saying: "A party whose leaders have for thirty years been legislating against the agricultural ag-ricultural and producing classes will find it in the end that neither censure nor ridicule will stay their waning power. High tariff, mercantile trusts, contract labor and unrestricted for-tign for-tign pauper labor are evils thai are of Republican origin." Welshmen want to attract special attention to their nationality, during one week of the Exposition, by means of national games, music by Welsh bands, and competitions for $30,000 in prizes which they promise. A delegation delega-tion of influential Welshmen has asked Director General Davis to designate des-ignate a week for that purpose. |