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Show SHE WAS NOT SATISFIED. Little American Girl Not Pleased with Nobleman's Appearance. There 1b a certain English peer who Is noted for his homeliness. Ho Is almost al-most ugly enough, as some people would Bay, to stop a clock, and although al-though he Is awaro of tho fact it gives him no uneasiness. Indeed, he is rather inclined to make merry over hit ugliness. Ho tells tho following story, which seems to amuse him very much, though ho says tho child completely com-pletely dumbfounded him at the time. He was traveling In America, and at a dinner party a little girl- after eyeing eye-ing him intently camo up and said: "Are you tho British lord?" "I am certainly a lord, my dear." "Ileally and truly; bet your bottom dollar?" "Yes, my dear, really and truly. Are you satisfied, now?" "No," said tho child decidedly, "I'm not satisfied. I'm kinder disappointed." |