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Show A Hair Cut. ; tA This story, acconllng to tho New Yorle a T i )M Press, romes from llio West, per Senator ' J 'I XSU bpooncr Tho credit man of a i,reat Chi- 'li' VlB cugu houso visited his barber In tho morn- U Jul big on the way to llio store, nnd upon I J4, v MM bin nrrlvlng In his olllco was grot ted by )j J U the ininnRer with a isirdlal "Hood morn- t ,B (jffll Ing, 1 see )ouvo bad )our hair cut." LIS Sj E1 'Vis, I havo had my hair cut." ho re- ?!' fl iM I II,, I. sauvely rim olllco boy etui red, 1 i'Xi'IiBI I Mnwnln . Mr (Inns, had your hair cut. ' f TO ' 'Ve I liavo hail my hieir cut!' Lnler ii ,('!) tho liead silrsmun 'Hello, (lutes, had 'II1 ',1FM your lialr cut ' ' Veal I have had my halrj I'M JJT cut"! ' This sort of thing was kept utf H ' AIM ilnlll ho went liotnn for ellnner, when hi pf , 5 jW ten m! wife nlHerved "Vty deur, you havo It JL ) hud )our lulr rut ' 'Vos" ho snnpiedi If fljBI -havi-liail ni) hulr cuttl! ' His , lar- ' i, JIBI ling tliughter I'niiu. you havo had your Ml J 'HI liahr cut 'Y.s'! 1 h-n-ve HAD my ' jii A 9 II Vllt C'UTI!!' He tons Into tho dining- f . ( I'J 3H room tn swallow a morsel nml estne. lii I'Miil lln inttyniiill ' Ijiw Mr eTules. you've, pijilfll bad your hulr rut Ho Hew nut nf the, H SSwl rtsiiii ulmnst Into llio cooks arms, and Mlt biyt Hint worthy rimurkotl cheerfully 'Mr. t " Hf fMir llntes! Voiiv had ) our hulr cut " 'loo limt iA.l full for anything but explelives now. bo Jil?tiVM ihishiel nut Into Hie. link Mint, frlghtenoil I Sft Hlil m erly in tlealh a favorite hen that had ' UVMI W'lM Just nil an egg, ami nn she uttered thn jiff jfljt usuil ! or) 'Cut-cut-cut-cut-lialr , tiK,n.! to eutl' tho dlilrissect credit man fell ' tlltAiMi In a lit. I m H J |