Show Supermen Flee Classrooms IV Wh hen en Pursue By Ernest J. J Hopkins I r N. N M. M g E E. E A. A Staff Correspondent BERKELEY Cal COIl Nov 1 Physically I perfect young men are walking warily at at atthe the of California I They're afraid of or the mind mind- I ed and aggressive coeds co Huge lied beefy shouldered athletes with bulging i bleeps und legs like the ColosI Colos- Colos I BUS sus Of Rhodes ma may be ue seen slinking i locker rooms cowering 10 behind i of their smaller brothers sneak sneak- Ins ma ten minutes late Into Inlo hen When spoKen to sharply they jump blush turn pale Pare For the ancient strife of the sexes has hasI I broken out on eu the campus with campus with an ultramodern ultra I i modern Fifty 7 coeds co are English physically I perfect I tC too I I And nd with Ith every girl In college studyIng study study- I I Ing eugenics the science of pe matIng mat mat- Ing mci you never can tell tel what will wili hap hap- I I pe pen The he poor Joor puny pun men who arent aren't perI perfect perfect per per- are contemplating suicide They've I got no chance At all aU SUSPENSE It It started with Ru the luckless announce announce- m inept lt bv by 11 Professor Kleeberger gymnastic nm director that the physical tisia ld th this thI year ear na naci nai l been heen amazingly high Sue he said to wartime training added that for the first flut tine time on record no ito l less ss than five male students student had been proved by hy his tests to be perfect men i They had Imd passed lasSel 1 the strenuous ex ex- ex Including inductIng m measurements strength tests tests lung lung- tests and tests testa of athletic ability with the hitherto tamed rating of ot per cent I Immediately n da a unanimous unanimous shriek arose i fr from the coeds eds I I. I WHO ARE THE PERFECT MEN For the girls had been studying eu eugenics eu eu- and they knew what was was' what ACTION I Kleeberger red realized he had started 1 i something He dodged But he was yas pursued pursued pur- pur i 1 sued into his Itis lair the mens men's gymnasium I by the president of the women's student student stu- stu I dent body the woman editor of the j I college paper and a leader In women's i I dramatics Kleeberger meekly 1 dered I lie Jsu Issued a a list of ot I five went supermen su gantes names addresses and every every- I thing r f Immediately the lives of ot the perfect I males became unbearable HOPE i Fair young began to drop fountain foun foun- I tam tain pens or schoolbooks at their feet I so 10 they couldn't help but pick them up upI and get thanked Girls they hadn't met I greeted them with sunflower smiles Beaming beauties of the c campus show show- i ered them with scented Invitations I They were men of and k maik and marked I m men Then en to crown it all all all- Miss Violet Richardson women's pity py director gave out a list of fifty perfect women adding the Information that these girls gins had prepared for months for such an opp opportunity They had been wrestling boxing swimming running I leaping leaping and and their measurements were j i Ideal They had form formed d a secret society i the object of which was to attain bodily pe perfection t for women n I j What could o kl t the poor ioor men lo o To date they haven't don done any anything anything- e except sneak around and turn pale But I the classes In eugenics the science of perfect mating are crowded to the doors I |