Show I A Story on Cleveland Hoopla Ki yi Damital Such and similar sounds greeted the astonished inmates of President Clevelands tent yesterday just as the first faint gleams of the rising sun gilded the top of the tepee and the form of a heavily built man was seen bounding up and down with fearful velocity one hand pressed to his stomach and the other holding down tho only garment gar-ment that prevented his dishabille from being complete Great Scott Waugh 1 he shouted again making a more fearful lunge than before I Great Heavens said the doctor it is just ns I feared Hes got em this time sure By this time the President for it was he who was performing these strange Antics An-tics had calmed down and the doctor who noticed that ho was extremely pale attempted to feel his pulse hut Mr Clove land scornfully refused his aid What is the matter asked the doctor doc-tor I suppose you remember said the President I told you last night that if i you would put a big lump of assafetida in your can of worms that the fish would bite better Yes And you did so f Yes And I suppose you know that I always al-ways sleep with a can of spirits at the head of my bed so that when I awake in the night I can take a nipjust to keep off the malaria Yes Well durn your everlasting fool soul you put that asafetida in the wrong can The doctor looked astonished grieved and mortified while Grover dodged around to the other side of the tent and was soon heard shouting the name of his native State in an exalted tone of voice but there was no fishing with that special Adirondack party that day Chicago I Tribune |