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Show THE INTER-MOUNTAIN REPUBLICAN, Parrot-They say Shakespear: ver repeats." Owl (disgustedly)-Well, Shakespear wasn't a parrot A DISAPPOINTED "What ter?' His are you j 1 millionaire ee so Gr levance,. LAKE The The did he say continued the seemed to be merchant SUNDAY, MARCH 25. 1906 WO mat- he mea | | i \ g higher 7 o> | t lente ms ine ; a ‘Tiptop Room wae hat Phree j Clerk-Well, it's dollars the 5 room. f et highest ro om in the Geerusalum! hotel, No. That a rather 41144 | h? i t} i < | | { i ' j _ var Hotel | } opposed to the small :familles of the r 5 haven't daughters enough to go afound eee me | the as CITY, | MAN , ‘Didn't vour sen Jim run for the leg lature Jast fall?" was asked of the eld ‘farmer by the village merchar after h bulter had been weighed and his eggs feounted ovt Yes, and he was clected, too was the answer "And how have thing gone with hm at the capitol? "Mighty poor Hasn't he cauvht on "Somehow he hain't. and he a disap | pointed man. He was home f ver Sun day, and he said he almost wished h ihadn't ren for the lace aa e rlie e-O ur SALT |} | | { | | | | ‘ \ The Long-hatred Che Short-haired Man-Ah, slr I ray © over music I love it Musk } | intoxicates mm Man-That's because !t cemes !n bars Museum "The | US ALL ‘ } Oddities The & 5 Language - - - emacs of head his at herself flung actually She ae did he do" What "H m! fee her at himself flunm He ME black THAT WAY. h In pearl SQUEEZE saw there when he and what leaned lop-shoulder the with the old man asked and forward while monumen the saw you spose 4 ' i yhant nor to _nelther ind th Keen ol her U a Line i { ve uffalo, f ha but to trip the the nd} ver he il top nore "Yes, ir I We two eve ou my in thet mute Zt | aa Os t boarders laveyv)-The he > n savedenchant policyholders 1 should sir 1 admired amitee | iy } ie a 1a , LAr ‘ cor cer his eae life were top up to the a half getting ¢ revlied there." mistaken are You et trip two yeal the "T made old man I minutes seven s{x or and it took onl it." timed en t bu mistake: be I may r Zam hal a id hours all of two me slowly) more pass time saw ou wer hurry. "In an awful ') u of two onl were there but "No. tho aod man the beside elevator the wife dAivoreed Mm) was passenger other the for silence a painful was ere and then the old man} next theee minutes, came back with and to )co ts rs .. no t man old The forward Jeaned been If you'd over her married crawling was or with and smart again up GENTLEMAN see to rer " l A WAS HE | \ ie llauvemyer th Llop-shoulder the asked: and you'd courted that eleva while Ker Joo for Clarice hand your dearest, idea, ! n } ] Parent Considerate \ 1m any you Clarence-Have { ses 1 t | father ur wl kit of AS! LE, Ct "a A ee () J /} \ < Z 4 mee Z i IF a are 4 and asked fter his Bis wifewile so Mabel, after Ho calls his automobile up just as often blows him a i ee Gladys-B eur annny di . yt idulge pitt Pe in ha whist ite during rere ee 4 it up mignt you Dave Joe Kerr week! 1 whole iclayea corthe around bi§er the call_on would his up to give him command and r busisweeteake th into go and dough nes asked that day?" hurry na yo Were snd | A Good h. 1 tt because asked ‘delayed you2 Excuse. . man 1 I | Conscience. ae ugh ? or sugar your over band "Sir, mans a dead nh it LP : consideration hash ‘em ‘feedin' a tomorro i io s EN ver bu pudding. > plum. hout and Yep, a A th bave Name? f r k'ckin*orfl are e | owse-Well ‘ $ Bord n 1 7 ' ' (tl So : , t Ker yourself than mmModa t fl lon'tome 5 iby nir a in Whats 1 to | b Vil istea will fich concerr which freaks. ae | siowly"' Never 1 the | EO fifteen comoany insurance didn't for he?" year, a $90,000 ; ; Hadid: ae CU . GIIMELLTORCEGMnAdeclConnh IT Dal GaN EO CUR COTENTSCT Gl SoMa HGHERH wid se: sou Won't ep $30,000 a } him and told him how erdceationsandilniaseltes | 1d 1 won among 4] = r i , ft n week SE 1 o th th belor path "That course made And elevator' ; more ia lilfe Vay | ne lst MORAT Sree ee id wt t el next Skeleton us in! who sat opposite "The gentleman } { j thowcar." take netice of lim." I dien't "No. "Why. that was Chauncey Depew ' -*You don't say so! Voll, by George fbut why didn't you call my attention to him? If I''@ known who jt was 1 should certainly have shakeo hard with im land given him uw word or two of prais Fra! ; i Y New >a services Ws gave lfc \ te Ee hisiteeth ‘as ho showed better na, I thas vou become ge yena but a nothin are "You 6 i Wolt} onl ure you And j | telling u hear bh Dont ' a ser it of \ : Ii OMe may don't But Elephant to the jlongs ilo i t« belongs it say "l ie la her ene called thes Then | | Iny and grappled and deceivers PI | haters bank the rolled down the jin the struggle bestowed who Lior the n front of sd mans ; ith ipe if orous | Lene BBOUL US) .VelUOe, necktiejewas Washington D SEE = pin IT the with man The sition o eatlil 2A Living "IT suppose you recognized him, didn't you?' queried the New Yorker of the ral | | Limore man as the two left the New York jeGbway at the eity hall after riding aban | from Seventy-second str opt. | 1 "Whe do you mean?' ‘ tnan aay4 One met Wiolt anidbac Ae Hyena | littl a By forest the In vath jp narrov cach passed have ~conid they isquecezing but ‘ ‘ = busin ‘ their . about gone ra ther and , out called up and bristled Wolf | tne m of out catiff, ou base there Ho | |7ahn i Manager-The A NARROW "ESCAPE "Left five nickel cigars behind him |i when he went away. | | sured off five vards of cal'co warranted jnot to fade. j | "Why, hy the only feller that has come ‘to, | Jim and asked him to vote agin the ra - | soad bill up in the house talked for three! ong hours. and thensonly left five nickel | awa went he when him behind j fears in cash % least for at look''n' wad | Jim it that he and he was so disgusted about one no a bill that Introduced and went thould fish fer suckers in the waters of this state in the, months of July and Augzust Joc Kerr LET Repartee. The Manager-I'm going to get up a minstrel show Fat Boy" is going to be "tambo." Rearcded Lady-Who is going to be the ‘bones?' The him a of deuce had if you to cough a whole week up it might Me The a Why?" | giraffe | hurry. a met e : have Kerr. | ‘he re The Man ~ ¢ Man you -Why-did he wuz ne ~ e > Kid-Well, s wasn t kick er ma he wuz after my dog ae : I kicked him all right would language say before if I asked his family in- |