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Show A Limit Somewhere. ' A six-year-old of my acquaintance just returned re-turned from London, had been admonished by his governness that if he were not good he would nevei go to heaven. "I've been to the coronation, corona-tion, the circus and the Zoo," he replied. "I can't expect to go everywhere!" The Bulletin. Wederly That old adage about marrying in haste and repenting at leisure is the rankest kind of nonsense. Singleton Because why? Wederly Because a married man has no leisure. leis-ure. Chicago News. & & & "Rafferty," said Mr. Dolan, "what do yez think J, iv Venzweala?" I "Well," was the answer, "I haven't gone far Inty the subjeck. But, be the way tney're ham- merin' its forts, I should say it ain't necessary 1 ty look in3the geography ty learn that its wan o' J the smallest counthries an the map." Washing- 1 ton Star. |