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Show WEEKLY BULLETIN. Of The Eight Immaculates. Again have the Fatuous Filibusters Commonly and coloquially y-clept the Eight Immaculates Projected their plastic profiles into the Policemanic burlesque. Jinks Hoodoo Cottrell Lifteth his leaky pipe in pious protestation And issueth a bulletin: "No pay for patrolmen." No coffer for coppers until the craven Eight " Cquncilmanic Cannibals , i Barbecue and banquet upon the crisp ' Corporeality of Sheets. Pirates and Pariahs blind egoists while, Meantime, minnions of Sheets, i Patrolmen on lonely beats, Battle with husky-thewed huxters of vegetation; Deftly dodge butchers with bulky bills And parlance hold with baritone-voiced Collectors for coal. Tithe-payers and gieedy graspers of Municipal emoluments Surely we should give you gifts: Even as Deliah mulcted the hirsute from Sampson, Samp-son, (A comparison odius, slth the Biblical giant was The posessor of personal pulchritude and prowess.) Even so, We shall pluck the political plumes from you Strutting Samples Of everything in municipal officialdom That is Bucolic, Bilious and Bogus 4 1 |