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Show " ' . Wonderful Crops. Secretary of Agriculture Wilson -was talking to the Washington Star about the record crops of 1912. "These wonderful crops," he said, "are almost enough to make you believe be-lieve the cross-cut saw story. "A farmer, you know, send his hired man to a neighbor's with a note saying: '"Friend Smith: Will you please lend me your cross-cut saw, as I wish to cut a watermelon up so as to get it iuto my dray?' "The neighbor wrote back: "'Friend Jones: I would be glad to lend you my saw, but same has just got stuck in a canteloupe.' " |