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Show I We observe that the word i i "pull" in printed rather eon- I spieuously upon some of tho 1 doors of the Capitol. I Or. Harvey W. Wiley, the government puro food expert, I says tho only way to tell an egg I is fresh, is to watch tho lion.; I And even then she may bohold- I ing it for higher prices. I llalley's comet can be seen I j plainly on April 1, if tho astron- I oinors don't April-fool us. I Pity tho poor Beof Trust. Mr. I . Armour says it is earning only I 9 per cent on the ocean of water I it calls "capital stock." I When "cullud ladies" climb , into the woman's suffrage band I , wagon, a good many white lad- i ies will promptly climb out. jl The locating of the Garden of ?j v Eden at Scranton, Pa., leadt to I the conclusion that some peo- f plo supposed it was a beer gar- v den. i i Never make fun of the bald- j headed. It proved a dangerous pastime to certain sportive and 1 irrevoront youths in ancient days according to a biblical reporter re-porter of those times, and now a Kansas City judgejias aflirm-ed aflirm-ed that fewer crimes are committed com-mitted by those who are partial-" partial-" , ly destitute of capillary adorn- mont than by those of abundant t hirsuto appendage. In addition to this, among bald-headed men a common assertion, based upon up-on what grounds we know not, as they never quote their authority, author-ity, is that brains and hair are never found in and upon the same head after middle age. Logan Journal. |