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Show Near Promotion. "Well, Tommy," said the father of a 6-year-old youngster, according to the Chicago News, "how are you getting get-ting along at school?" "Bully," rejoined Tommy. "Guess the teacher is going to promote me." "What makes you think so?" "She said today that if I kept on at the rate I was going I'd be in the criminal class," explained Tommy. Or in Jail. "I am determined to live in luxurious luxur-ious surroundings, and eat and drink the best the land affords," said the frankly selfish man. "That ought to be easily arranged,'' replied Miss Cayenne. "All you have to do is to get a situation as a but-.er." |