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Show SPICE. Walter Unv would vou like jour tV. Krusty'-rl'iive It without. Vatter-llr psrdo.i without whatT ..hP'f'r -WSliiiui our thumb In it. Philadelphia Preis "j"-'; "V ,1 f valentine. hhe Thank you but I havo no emmy . to whom I eiutd mini 1011 -Judgo. . D.isliovvttvrQiilllrlrlver seems to U a fellow of exlemes-ons who writes nvful slush sud slbllrne prose, and who Ii ut the Rime I'ne.an Idiot and a genius 1 Irycrton-kvhere did you gel suet an Dnshiiwui-I'vo Jut been reading the reviews of his latest book.-llnricr's fl unr Mrs Crlrruonhenk-I see by tho riper lint He lrwh iieople huvu Introuiced uilotnolill' h Into their nrmv Me 1 rimsinb. ak ilrulius' Can't they kill em nrrqnteli t, lough wllh u guif-Vonkcrs guif-Vonkcrs HPttsmun Not i;xscfly the Same And she ln t t .'?.,. - J married vet? Gracious' She s well preserved pre-served She Is the same Ulrdle lloppln-dvko lloppln-dvko she was fifteen jeers ago. No she not Hie same She spells It 'Byrdje now." Chicago Tribune. Mile de Kucloso (the burlesque queen) I railed to orrect en error In jour piper Yon snv thnt I nm "staring In 'Tho Amazonian Ama-zonian Piinlc.1" lidllar IIMt Is a mistake of the tvpes, madnm. li shoiifd havo rend "starring Mile de I uclose-Wtll, It Is the niidlenee Hint Is staling I want that understood lultlmore Amerlcnn Mrs Tonus How do jou like jour new cook, Mr Ilrown Mrs III sn Well, I'll tell you She Is n perftet failure at cooking, but then, there nre nlways compensations She cooks so wretchedly. In fait, thnt she 1 an t ent tier own cooking It renlly Is quite a suVlng, j'ou know. Iloiton Transcript. Tran-script. ' |