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Show "jr Next Best "Why did they hang that picture?" pic-ture?" "Because they couldn't find the artist." The rain rains mostly vr.on the just. The unjust keep borrsw'ng his umbrella. Grounds for Suspicions "I've searched high and low for the furniture cream recipe year mother gave me " "Here!"aid her husband, putting put-ting down his spoon, "where did you get the recipe for this soup?" Quite Obvious "Isn't that a new frock youve on?" "Yes; I got it for a ridiculous figure." "Oh, I can see that!" In the Name of Safety "What's making you so angry?" "Nothing much. I cut myself with a safety razor, burned myself my-self with a safety match, and nearly got run over while reading a safety-first notice." |